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Putting a bow on another year's worth of Marchifornication madness.

The scene opens with the Basketball World Order in the ring Hey yo We're gonna do a little survey It's real, real simple Either you're with us...or you're against us. So how many people here came...

On the field at Kinnick Stadium, Kirk Ferentz, Ken O'Keefe, and James Vandenberg are talking Gentlemen, we face our most formidable opponent yet. Gatens and Brommer are formidable enough by...

An April Fool's Day post on April 4th? That can't be right, can it? April Fools! It can.

When we left two hours ago, Kirk Ferentz and Ken O'Keefe had discovered they had two hours to stop Coach Vending Machine from obtaining the launch code to KOK's top secret playbook... Maybe we...

The Hayden Fry Football Complex war room I don't get it. Sir, the monitors are showing that Notre Dame and Michigan have already launched preemptive attacks against the two skill position...

In Florida, a ferry approaches an otherwise desolate island. A young quarterback exits the ferry and starts across the island. The Herky pterodactyl swoops down on Vandenberg, knocking him to...

NUMBER ONE SEED: KIRK FERENTZ First Round: Defeated A.J. Derby 463-108. NUMBER FIVE SEED: FRAN McCAFFERY First Round: Defeated Norm Parker 350-257. So we settle in for this long-anticipated...

In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits... bleepy bloopy whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bleepbloopwhirrrrrrrrr PING ...

NUMBER TWO SEED: ANGRY IOWA RUNNING BACK HATING GOD First Round: Defeated Coach Vending Machine by forfeit. NUMBER SIX SEED: BROMMELHEAD First Round: Defeated the new Cy-Hawk Trophy 212-191. So,...