(Sorry for the delay. We were waiting for this set piece to be ready. We present today's Marchifornication finale without commercial interruption.) When we last left Marchifornication... ...
Back at Castle Stanzi, Ricky and Birk Berentz go for a walk You should've seen it, Coach! You really should've seen it! First I caught him with a left And then I tagged him with a right....
THE SECOND SEED: RICKY STANZI How He Got Here: Defeated DJK 523-283. Defeated Fran McCaffery 425-236. Woke up with a visitor. THE FIFTH SEED: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY How He Got Here: D...
Scene: The American Gladiators Arena Welcome to Gladiator Arena. I'm Mike Adamle. And I'm Todd Christensen. We have a very special edition of American Gladiators for our viewers today, Todd....
THE #1 SEED: ANGRY IOWA RUNNING BACK HATING GOD Round 1: Defeated rhabdo 521-63 THE #5 SEED: CAPTAIN AMERICA HERKY First Round: Defeated Matt Gatens Legacy by Montreal Screwjob. RISE AND...
THE #2 SEED: RICKY STANZI Round 1: Defeated DJK 520-282. THE #3 SEED: FRAN McCAFFERY Round 1: Defeated JoePa 525-282. For the semi-finals of Marchifornication we have arranged a special W...
Marchifornication Brackets, Round 2!
THE #2 SEED: RICKY STANZI What Did You Do? On the field, the defending Marchifornication champ garnered some early dark horse Heisman buzz, then forgot how to throw a pass in November as Iowa...
MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: BLOODPUNCH VS. GILA BEN
When we last left Captain America Herky, he had just beaten Matt Gatens via Montreal Screwjob Ca-caw? Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! /flaps wings /walks into back alley...
