Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

  Emergency meeting of Parliament! Parliament, I know this is fucked up, but Oops Pow Surprise can't be king anymore.  Dudes!  HE'S ENCROACHING ON MY DECREES!  Seriously, let's make him...

BHGP liveblogs the Royal Rumble.

With Drake gone, we have no more rooting in the NCAA Tournament. Sure, there's Butler (71-51 winners) and sure there's Austin Peay (sounds like pee), but it's just not the same without the Dawgs...

Good evening, BHGPers. We're here to run through the bracketeering, the insanity, the laughs and the cries with you. Mr. Pow Surprise is at the computer, Jebus is drunk and loitering at the Knapp...

Friend of the site and man about town, Orson Swindle, is a real journalist now. He's done the unthinkable and left the basement to cover actual sporting events. While it's great for fans to hear a...

Did I mention I'm into older chicks? No, this isn't about an ill-advised promotion that brings the geriatrics to the singles' bar; it's the last night at Carver for Justin Johnson, Kurt Looby, and...

Make no mistake about it comma this game will be unwatchable semicolon luckily, I've got my handy dandy 1994 clock radio dialed up to 800 AM so Dolph and Bobby Hansen can soothe the pain with...

With the hullabaloo around Barry Bonds's positive steroids test in 2001 and Roger Clemens' bewildering testimony in Congress, it's time to tip a cap to the original performance enhancer: beer!...

Amazingly, "E'Twaun's Revenge" is not the title of poorly executed Star Wars fan fiction; we're referring to the phenomenally named E'Twaun Moore, star freshman guard for the Boilermakers.We'll be...

We were linked by Deadspin, (falsely and hilariously) accused of plagiarism, and we're rooting for Ohio State. I don't even know who I am anymore. Also, this is the first post I've written in 2008...