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MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: JAMIE POLLARD VS. PELICAN WHORE

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Marchifornication oh come on nobody's actually reading this summary.

Dinosaur Racecars: The Interview

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This is all about dinosaur racecars and do you like dinosaur racecars.

Gene Chizik Calls Jamie Pollard

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  And then one day the boy came back, and the tree shook with joy and said, "Come, boy, climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and be happy."   /turns page   "I am too busy to climb trees,"...

The KOKAINE Chronicles, Pt. 2: Intervention

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- Part One - Part Two - At Ken O'Keefe's house, KOKAINE arrives home later that day That's it.  I'm sick of listening to Stupidhead Kirk.  He's so bossy.  He thinks he knows everything, but...

Ken O'Keefe Gets the Call

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- Tuesday morning, immediately after the press conference, Gary Barta's office, Carver Hawkeye Arena -   That went well.   Yeah, I'd say so.  I can't believe they still fall for your "I don't use...

Kirk Ferentz and Gary Barta Have A Meeting

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Lies about Kirk Ferentz and Gary Barta making prank calls instead of doing their job. Again: lies.

Your One-Stop Guide To Iowa State Mockery

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The historical highlights of BHGP's campaign against the Iowa State Cyclones, right in time for Little Brother Week.

Jamie Pollard Finds ISU a Bowl Game

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Jamie Pollard finds out about a new bowl opportunity for Iowa State

Roycean's Eleven

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Pure, unadulterated lies about Royce White's transfer to Iowa State and the theftacular fun that ensues.

Iowa State Talks to the NCAA

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Jamie Pollard talks to NCAA investigators about allegations of impropriety at Iowa State. Only he's really not.

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