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Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.

JoePa Chooses A Quarterback. Random nonsense about the Penn State quarterback situation.

In BHGP's latest fever dream, Bob Zook and Joe Paterno get some wires crossed at the 2011 Big Ten Media Days.

A comprehensive look at RIcky Stanzi's strengths and weaknesses. Is Stanzi ready for the NFL?

Joe Paterno And The Bracket Pool: Random nonsense.

BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.

Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!

  He didn't make it.   Marchifornication is upon us.  Your brackets are detailed in the podcast below.  It's also incredibly NSFW, which is fine because it's Saturday and you aren't working. L...

Fake JoePa sees his life's work come to an end. This doesn't thrill him.

A zombie was attacked at Panchero's in Iowa City this weekend. Read the EXCLUSIVE account of how the assault went down!