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Iowa vs Penn State Preview: A Photo Essay

Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.

JoePa Chooses A Quarterback

JoePa Chooses A Quarterback. Random nonsense about the Penn State quarterback situation.

Big Ten Media Days: Joey And The Bobber

In BHGP's latest fever dream, Bob Zook and Joe Paterno get some wires crossed at the 2011 Big Ten Media Days.

Ricky Stanzi NFL Draft Profile

A comprehensive look at RIcky Stanzi's strengths and weaknesses. Is Stanzi ready for the NFL?

Joe Paterno And The Bracket Pool

Joe Paterno And The Bracket Pool: Random nonsense.

Joe Paterno Retains A Quarterback

BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Penn State Nittany Lions

The weekly feature of Shakespearean Opponents comes through in a big way, as Ricky Stanzi is revealed to be the Marc Antony to Joe Paterno's Julius Caesar. For realsies.

MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: JOE PATERNO VS. GARY BARTA

Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!

BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST 25: THE MARCHIFORNICATION SELECTION SATURDAY SPECIAL

  He didn't make it.   Marchifornication is upon us.  Your brackets are detailed in the podcast below.  It's also incredibly NSFW, which is fine because it's Saturday and you aren't working. L...

The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Seals The Deal

Fake JoePa sees his life's work come to an end. This doesn't thrill him.

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