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REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: SECRETARY VS. RON ZOOK

Hi people, this is Secretary. So I get to the site, and boom, first thing outta Luis' mouth is, "Rick's here," and I think I told you a couple weeks ago, this is like Rick's building himself. Same ...

REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: JOE PATERNO VS. LOU HOLTZ

WELCOME TO THE REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS TOURNAMENT. The bracket itself is still in production because fuck you, that's why. It'll be done tonight, unless it isn't. #1 SEED: JOE PATERNO &n...

SELECTING SUNDAY: THE EAST REGION (Charlotte, NC)

Hello once again, folks! I'm your host, Oops Pow Surprise. We have a real treat for you today, as BHGP releases the Bracket Madness Bracket on what we like to call "Selecting Sunday." We're finding ou...

BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: SELECTING SUNDAY

Selection Sunday is today for the Remarchifornication Bracket Madness, so be sure to check BHGP often tonight as we reveal all 16 seeds in the Bracket Madness Bracket. Coverage kicks off at 5:30 Centr...

The JoePa Chronicles: JoePa Writes Another Programming Note

HELLO AGAIN INTERNET, THIS IS MR. PATERNO, THANK YOU  THAT NO-GOOD LAZY SPANIARD OOPS POW SURPRISE HAS ASKED ME TO WRITE TO YOU ABOUT HIS GOINGS-ON ELSEWHERE  HE SAID HE WOULD DO THIS HIM...

The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Gets Ready for Election Coverage

SECRETARY SECRETARY (don't let him do this. you have a Master's in communication.) PARDON ME SECRETARY (don't let him call you "Secretary." that's not even your job title.) EXCUSE ME (b...

BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: THE LAST FOUR

There's got to be a catchier name for the semifinals than "Last Four." Just can't think of one. Today: BRAAAAAAINS vs. brawn! JOE PATERNO PROS: Met Fergie, listened to Fergie, contemplated his grand...

The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Meets Terrelle Pryor

GOOD MORNING SECRETARY, LOVELY DAY TODAY It's 4 in the afternoon. IT'S ALWAYS MORNING SOMEWHERE, THAT'S MY MOTTO, YOU'D BE WISE TO LEARN IT Oh, sort of a way to approach life from an optimistic...

The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Meets Bill Cowher

(Parts 1, 2, 3) BOY, TIME TO HIT THE ROAD. IT HAS BEEN A LONG DAY Have a good evening, Mr. Paterno. May I go home yet? HAVE YOU BOOKED MY RECRUITING FLIGHT YET Sir. For the thousandth time, yo...

The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Loses a Bet

(Parts 1, 2.) SO I SAID FINE, WE'LL DRIVE OUR WIDE RECEIVERS OUT TO THE FOOTHILLS AND STRAND THEM, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE DID Uh huh. WE NEVER DID SEE TERRY SMITH AGAIN Sir, if you don't ...


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