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Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.

A comprehensive look at RIcky Stanzi's strengths and weaknesses. Is Stanzi ready for the NFL?

Joe Paterno And The Bracket Pool: Random nonsense.

BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.

POLL: Bring Us Your Iowa-Penn State Fears: Polling about the worries leading up to the Iowa-Penn State game.

WE'RE TALKIN' FOOTBALL: EVENING GAME OPEN THREAD: Talking about the evening games of college football.

In part one of the Marchifornication semifinals, JoePa and the Trololololo find a couple kittycats. Also, The manhunt for Pakistanzi intensifies.

The first round of voting is over in Marchifornication. The 1 seeds are still alive.

Joe Paterno and Cornshoe Hammaker prepare to do battle in a contest of strength, wits, and Civil War Cannons. But treachery is afoot!

Fake JoePa sees his life's work come to an end. This doesn't thrill him.