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The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Seals The Deal
Scene: A familiar football office. The regular season is over, and the phones have largely stopped ringing, save for bored reporters. The same faces are in the office, but only to put in their minimum...
Joe Paterno Tries To Regroup After Last Week's Defeat
Scene: a practice field in the early fall afternoon. The air is turning crisp, and the sun's in more of a hurry to duck out every day. A small old man wanders amid a group of about 15 young men in foo...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: SECRETARY VS. RON ZOOK
Hi people, this is Secretary. So I get to the site, and boom, first thing outta Luis' mouth is, "Rick's here," and I think I told you a couple weeks ago, this is like Rick's building himself. Same ...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: JOE PATERNO VS. LOU HOLTZ
WELCOME TO THE REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS TOURNAMENT. The bracket itself is still in production because fuck you, that's why. It'll be done tonight, unless it isn't. #1 SEED: JOE PATERNO &n...
SELECTING SUNDAY: THE EAST REGION (Charlotte, NC)
Hello once again, folks! I'm your host, Oops Pow Surprise. We have a real treat for you today, as BHGP releases the Bracket Madness Bracket on what we like to call "Selecting Sunday." We're finding ou...
BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: SELECTING SUNDAY
Selection Sunday is today for the Remarchifornication Bracket Madness, so be sure to check BHGP often tonight as we reveal all 16 seeds in the Bracket Madness Bracket. Coverage kicks off at 5:30 Centr...
The JoePa Chronicles: JoePa Writes Another Programming Note
HELLO AGAIN INTERNET, THIS IS MR. PATERNO, THANK YOU THAT NO-GOOD LAZY SPANIARD OOPS POW SURPRISE HAS ASKED ME TO WRITE TO YOU ABOUT HIS GOINGS-ON ELSEWHERE HE SAID HE WOULD DO THIS HIM...
The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Gets Ready for Election Coverage
SECRETARY SECRETARY (don't let him do this. you have a Master's in communication.) PARDON ME SECRETARY (don't let him call you "Secretary." that's not even your job title.) EXCUSE ME (b...
BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: THE LAST FOUR
There's got to be a catchier name for the semifinals than "Last Four." Just can't think of one. Today: BRAAAAAAINS vs. brawn! JOE PATERNO PROS: Met Fergie, listened to Fergie, contemplated his grand...
The JoePa Chronicles: Joe Paterno Meets Terrelle Pryor
GOOD MORNING SECRETARY, LOVELY DAY TODAY It's 4 in the afternoon. IT'S ALWAYS MORNING SOMEWHERE, THAT'S MY MOTTO, YOU'D BE WISE TO LEARN IT Oh, sort of a way to approach life from an optimistic...
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