Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

A video dedicated to all things Black Heart Gold Pants. His name is Jeremy Leman.

Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.

BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.

Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!

Fake JoePa sees his life's work come to an end. This doesn't thrill him.

Black Heart Gold Pants and Black Shoe Diaries talk about Penn State. Joe Paterno is old.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Err, gentlemen. I'm literally the only woman here. And please do not hit on me. Sportswriters are absolutely disgusting. Anyway, I'm Mr. Paterno's secretary. He should...

RING RING AHEM RING This is Gary. Hey, it's me. Oh, shit. Gary.(falsetto) Gary's not here right now, he's in a meeting with a bunch of very important people like George Bush and Oprah Stop it. We...

Right this way, Mr. Ferentz, Mr. Barta. This is the Lasch Football Building, where we have our training rooms, practice facilities, and coaching offices. Coaching offices? Yes sir, the entire...

(in a sunlit family room) ...and 63 Across is "Mess." There. 15 minutes is pretty good for a Wednesday, I think. I wonder what else is in the paper. It's weird having all this time to myself...