Black Heart Gold Pants, The Video
A video dedicated to all things Black Heart Gold Pants. His name is Jeremy Leman.
A video dedicated to all things Black Heart Gold Pants. His name is Jeremy Leman.
Joe Paterno tries to build a super-quarterback out of Rob Bolden and Matt McGloin, but then says fuck it and brings back Anthony Morelli.
BHGP takes a look at what it must take for Joe Paterno and Penn State to keep freshman quarterback Rob Bolden at Penn State even after the QB requests a transfer to deaf ears.
The weekly feature of Shakespearean Opponents comes through in a big way, as Ricky Stanzi is revealed to be the Marc Antony to Joe Paterno's Julius Caesar. For realsies.
Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!
Fake JoePa sees his life's work come to an end. This doesn't thrill him.
[Bumped because it is double-barreled awesome.--OPS] Alright, so Iowa is 5-4 and looking down the barrel of a loaded Nittany Lions squad this weekend. Yes it's a frightening proposition but I...
Black Heart Gold Pants and Black Shoe Diaries talk about Penn State. Joe Paterno is old.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Err, gentlemen. I'm literally the only woman here. And please do not hit on me. Sportswriters are absolutely disgusting. Anyway, I'm Mr. Paterno's secretary. He should...