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Northwestern AD Jim Phillips: "Turns Out We Played Football Before 1995 After All!"

Northwestern AD Jim Phillips expressed shock at finding out his football program had been playing competitively since way before 1995.

Iowa 41, Northwestern 31: They're just Northwestern

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Here's The Thing: jNWU

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Keeping the Enemy Close - HFMR, NW, and the Vengeful Potato

The gentlemen at The Rivalry, Esq. invited HFMR to discuss Northwestern football. Our warning is the same as David Letterman's the first time Sam Kinison was on his show: Buckle up. Also, note that this article is the first and only instance of the word "facefucked" on TRE's entire website. Now go read.

Are Sportswriters Really Necessary?

In my keeping up with Michigan baseball, I found that our finale against Iowa made it into Business Week magazine. Apparently, scientists at jNWU have developed robots that take in all the stats and pump out perfectly spelled newspaper articles. SKYNET is certain to follow!

Throwing The Luck Flag

Northwestern is the luckiest team in college football two years running. No surprise, they're just Northwestern.

MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: GIRLS GENERATION VS. KRISSY COX

In the first round of Marchifornication Bracket Madness, the ladies of Girls Generation take on Northwestern's very own turncoat cheerleader, Krissy Cox.

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WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: What in the Hell Are We Doing on ESPN

Iowa and just Northwestern battle it out on ESPN tonight. We have no idea why.

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