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NCAA Football 09 Ratings Are Out; Iowa Status: Troubling

EA's rolling out their latest iteration of their amateur exploitation cash cow wildly successful video game franchise, NCAA Football, next month. Along with the release of the game comes "leaks" of th...

Dear Hawkeye State: BULLS--T

I see you spent about 4,000 words parsing the Kirk Ferentz presser, Mr. State. That's fine. If you want to do so, however, please remember that you are doing so as an agent of BHGP, which means there ...

Major Discovery

First known photo of Jake Christensen found.

ESPN Does Not Think Highly of Iowa Football

Brutal. For those of you who won't be bothered to click, some jagoff named Adam Rittenburg puts Iowa at 10th in the Big Ten.And you know what? Fine. Let him. Preseason--hell, pre-spring--ratings don't...

Jake Christensen on Deal or No Deal

Announcer: THIS! IS! DEAL OR NO DEAL! AND HERE'S YOUR HOST... HOWIE MANDEL! (raucous applause from audience)Howie: Welcome to Deal Or No Deal, where we try to make you a millionaire! Today's first co...

In Jake Christensen's dreams

Jake Christensen wakes up with wind in his hair, quickly realizing that he is, in fact, falling. Before he can scream, flail, or react in any way, he hits the ground in a grassy field somewhere. The f...

Jake Christensen lights up Purdue defense for 366 yards and 5 TD's on his PS2

IOWA CITY, IA--Iowa QB Jake Christensen enjoyed a career day Tuesday night, shredding an outmanned Purdue defense en route to a 39-3 Hawkeye victory. The 36-point loss was Purdue's worst at Ross-Ade s...

If stats were porn, this would be brutal tentacle rape.

Anthony Morelli: Master of Deception I really don't know what merit there could possibly be in adding any commentary to a picture like that, other than to point out--again--that Iowa got destroyed ...

Quiz time

What significance does "39 out of 87" hold for the Iowa football program?Answer and explanation after the jump.(keep reading...) "When you get here, you meet with the leadership group, and the firs...

Let's put a couple myths to bed

Myth #1: Paul Chaney could have caught that ball if he had stayed on his feet. Uh, no. The angle provides terrible depth perception on the end of the play, so it's easy to misinterpret the end of t...


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