MARCHIFORNICATION V: A Moment for our Fallen Heroes
Marchifornication turns five this year. That's eighty tournament spots that have been filled over that time, to say nothing for late entrants. Over the years, we've lost Marchifornication...
j leman saves the world
Better Know An Iowa Football (Non-) Opponent 2010: Illinois Fightin' Illini (Part Two)
Better Know An Iowa Football (Non-) Opponent 2010: Illinois Fightin' Illini (Part Two); Examining Big Ten opponents in 2010.
MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: PAKISTANZI RISING, THE FINALE
For those of you just tuning in, Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 When we last left the story... Now it's time to find out who you are... /removes mask PAKI O'MEARA! And I would have...
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: J LEMAN VS. OTHER SECRETARY
The first round of Remarchifornication concludes with J Leman taking on Secretary
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 5: THE PART WITH THE MOVIE
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 When we last left our hero... The Chaiwman didn't say you courd hatch any prans, Coach. As rong as we're got the guns, you wirr do as Mao terrs you to-- Two...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 4: THE RELEMANING
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Scene: On the outskirts of the forested Chinese wilderness. Beijing's lights burn brightly miles away. One tall Chinaman leads a dozen Americans up toward a wooded area. ...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 3
Part 1 | Part 2 The basketball teams are locked in intense battle! TWEET! FOUL! on who That is a foul on Yao. FOUW ON YAO?! Yessir, foul on Yao. HOW YAO FOUW?! NO FOUW ON...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 2
Part 1 Scene: A palatial estate in western China. An emporer stares out a window, deep in thought. I cannot see a thing. Fucking smog. A young helper walks into the room. Tea, your...
J LEMAN SAVES THE WORLD, PART 1
Scene: Los Angeles airport. The USA basketball team boards a private jet to go to Beijing. A security guard takes count. All right, Kobe's here... morning, Dwight... and that's Lebron in back....
