Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

When we left two hours ago, Kirk Ferentz and Ken O'Keefe had discovered they had two hours to stop Coach Vending Machine from obtaining the launch code to KOK's top secret playbook... Maybe we...

In Florida, a ferry approaches an otherwise desolate island. A young quarterback exits the ferry and starts across the island. The Herky pterodactyl swoops down on Vandenberg, knocking him to...

In the basement of the Hayden Fry Football Complex, a coffee machine sits... bleepy bloopy whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bleepbloopwhirrrrrrrrr PING ...

Welcome back to Marchifornication. I'm Gary Dolphin, joined by Gary "Bloodpunch" Barta. And Bloodpunch, a big win by Ken O'Keefe over his former tag team partner, Jamie Pollard. Let me say...