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A comprehensive look at RIcky Stanzi's strengths and weaknesses. Is Stanzi ready for the NFL?

Here are seven sure-fire steps to ensure Big Ten conference realignment is has the worst possible outcome. Two divisions, no rivalries, one wild card.

Iowa football is about to hit sellout status on its season tickets. What a mainstream thing to do.

Gary Barta introduces the Iowa media to his secret weapon in the coaching search: Parker Executive Search. The man behind the firm turns out to be a bit of a surprise. Also, this is all lies, as will become immediately evident.

In our imagination, this is how the last press conference of the Todd Lickliter Era at Iowa will go. Gary Barta is the master of ceremonies.

Signing Day strikes in the Big Ten for Iowa. It also happens to be "lose a basketball game at home" Day for Iowa.

Hans Moleman gets hit in the crotch with a football. I don't know what else you want from us, people.

The Iowa State wrestling coach complains about Iowa's juvenile behavior at the National Duals. Then Brent Metcalf and Terry Brands crash the party. Oh by the way, this is all outlandishly fake.

For the second time in a little over a year, Iowa guard Anthony Tucker has been suspended for public intoxication. That and more information on Missouri's quest to be the 12th Big Ten member is in this morning's daily roundup.

Wait, that's the Georgia Tech defense, right? Well it must be either that or a bunch of retarded pandas running into each other.