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Ricky Stanzi NFL Draft Profile

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A comprehensive look at RIcky Stanzi's strengths and weaknesses. Is Stanzi ready for the NFL?

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Sorry For All the Football from Fox Sports 1

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Do you dream of bathing in an unending wave of college football goodness? Do you ever feel like you just see too much of your girlfriend, the sun or your Jack Russell, Bo?  If so, do we have...

Big Ten Division Alignment: Crafting The Worst Divisions Possible

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Here are seven sure-fire steps to ensure Big Ten conference realignment is has the worst possible outcome. Two divisions, no rivalries, one wild card.

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Justice will be served

In case you do not read this blog, we, the Black Heart Gold Pants faithful and their bandwagon riders, have fought a gallant battle to keep Pat Angerer in the Name of the Year competition. Sadly,...

Hawkster Runoff: Season Ticket Sales Approaching Sellout Status

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Iowa football is about to hit sellout status on its season tickets. What a mainstream thing to do.

Parker Executive Search Explains The Fran McCaffery Hire

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Gary Barta introduces the Iowa media to his secret weapon in the coaching search: Parker Executive Search. The man behind the firm turns out to be a bit of a surprise. Also, this is all lies, as...

Our Best Guess For How This Iowa Press Conference Is Going To Go

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In our imagination, this is how the last press conference of the Todd Lickliter Era at Iowa will go. Gary Barta is the master of ceremonies.

It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Can Finally Openly Lust After These 18-Year-Old Boys... Wait, What?

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Signing Day strikes in the Big Ten for Iowa. It also happens to be "lose a basketball game at home" Day for Iowa.

i wish my dog would stop crappin all over my house...thank god for freebreeze

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i wish my dog would stop crappin all over my house...thank god for freebreeze

Tyler Sash's Twitter (it's legit). Speaking of which, you can find OPS, HS, and RossWB on Twitter as well. Also BHGP. Do we really need four different Twitter feeds? Of course we do.

AWESOME IOWA FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHT

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Hans Moleman gets hit in the crotch with a football. I don't know what else you want from us, people.

Please Stop Implying That the Iowa State Wrestling Team Is Full of Wankers

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The Iowa State wrestling coach complains about Iowa's juvenile behavior at the National Duals. Then Brent Metcalf and Terry Brands crash the party. Oh by the way, this is all outlandishly fake.

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