Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

We try to figure out why Iowa's press releases after the DJK arrest insist nothing is wrong, and why Iowa Hawkeye fans seem so convinced that everything is wrong.

The Gary Barta press conference over the firing of Todd Lickliter has come and gone. Now, fans have no choice but to wait.

This is the open thread for the press conference at which Todd Lickliter's firing will reportedly be announced. That or all hell breaks loose and Lickliter is named the football coach too.

In our imagination, this is how the last press conference of the Todd Lickliter Era at Iowa will go. Gary Barta is the master of ceremonies.