Pat Fitzgerald will sit on just about anything.
This is a blog post updating throughout the day with links, tweets, pics and videos from media from the Big Ten media day in Chicago. This will be an updating timeline so check back or refresh often.
If you're not reading the comments at BHGP, this is the kind of unfettered brilliance (and insanity) you're missing. And I'd hate for anyone to miss the beautiful sight of our own Hayden Fry's Mustache Ride decapitating Pat Fitzgerald with a mighty jumpkick. (EAT YOUR HEART OUT, JET LI.) (All the T/F/Js to hawk6894 for making this .gif.)