First off, I don't believe this for a second. At all. Ever. That being said, Missouri to the SEC? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH...*deeeeep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
*hunches over laughing*
Whew. Oh, I needed that sort of laugh today. You ever get the feeling that Missouri is that kid that everybody says they're going to invite, then gives them the wrong address for the party?