Black Heart Gold Pants, an Iowa Hawkeyes community

@DanBeebe was one of the most glorious Twitter accounts to follow over the past year of college football realignmentpalooza, but with the resignation of the real Dan Beebe, the end was at hand for his fake Twitter counterpart. Luckily, he went out guns firing and swords swinging. It was magical. And if you missed it, the mothership has a handy transcript up top (NSFW language). You'll want to read it.