MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: JOE PATERNO VS. GARY BARTA
Joe Paterno faces Gary Barta in the last match of Round 2 in Marchifornication, but shenanigans are afoot! Or shall we say a-shoed!
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MARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS PART 1: JOE PATERNO VS. CORNSHOE HAMMAKER
Joe Paterno and Cornshoe Hammaker prepare to do battle in a contest of strength, wits, and Civil War Cannons. But treachery is afoot!
BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST 25: THE MARCHIFORNICATION SELECTION SATURDAY SPECIAL
He didn't make it. Marchifornication is upon us. Your brackets are detailed in the podcast below. It's also incredibly NSFW, which is fine because it's Saturday and you aren't working. L...
It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It Is Living In Your Flatscreen
The daily roundup of Iowa news, gossip, and inside jokes.
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER VS. SHAUN PRATER'S DUI
Cornshoe Hammaker and Shaun Prater's DUI take center stage in Remarchifornication.
REMARCHIFORNICATION BRACKET MADNESS ROUND ONE: CORNSHOE HAMMAKER VS. SMELLEY COCK
In BHGP's epic Bracket Madness, it's Cornshoe Hammaker against South Carolina's own Smelley Cock, Chris Smelley.
SELECTING SUNDAY: THE WEST REGION (Salt Lake City, UT)
BHGP reveals the West Bracket on Selecting Sunday. REMARCHIFORNICATION!
The JoePa Chronicles: The Legend of Cornshoe Hammaker
Man the artillery and cover the infantries, gents! I say, this is a fine day to win a war! Right as always, General Lee! With our Dragon Cannons, we can't lose a battle! Soon the War of...
