The best thing about last week is that the game was early, giving Hawk fans the entire afternoon and evening to kick their pets write nasty emails to Jake Christensen masturbate wildly ponder the...
Way too white to be a "character liability" out of high school, right? Um, about that.... Lost among the unpleasantness of last week (and the mind-rattling willpower it's taking not to continue...
Before we get to the suspension talk, two quick matters of business:1) Take the NCAA Official's Exam! It's quick and easy! (NOTE: both lies.) Dennis Dodd did (46%), then SMQ did (55%), then I did...
You want to fight? I'll fucking fight. Real cute, Wiz. Thanks Marc. Why am I not feeling any heat? Why is my job not in danger? Because I'm the Master of Disaster, the Pennsylvania Strangler,...
As if on cue: The University of Iowa Police Department, in concert with the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation, has obtained warrants for the arrest of Cedric D Everson III for sexual abuse...
Much hullabaloo has been made about the 15 players who have left the team since the start of 2007, but when we looked at the list, there were a few names that made us say, "uh... what?" Let's look...
The Des Moines Register published some additional details from the August '07 arrest of Dominique Douglas and Anthony Bowman, and, well, they don't look too pleasant: Search warrant documents...
Forget George Bush, Hannah Montana, Oprah, and DMX; there is only one ruler of the entire universe. That is MOTO: Master Of The Obvious. The current monarch of the MOTO Universe is none other than...
Sadly, this is not a repeat. Mr. CBI himself is back on the internets, taking pictures with large sums of cash for some reason, and as Pants Pal Eric Page puts it, "that ain't Pell Grant money."...
Let's get the bad news out of the way right now: WR James Cleveland, two counts of misdemeanor drug possession, one felony count of tax stamp violation.* QB Arvell Nelson, possession of marijuana....
