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Our Armani clad overlords hate fun

And by fun, I mean chain restaurants and possibly seeing cleavage. The Tilted Kilt is a real threat to what Evanston stands for, per the mayor Elizabeth Tisdahl, "We are proud of (our) diversity and are sensitive to anything that would stereotype or demean us". Do not stereotype us, she had her butler explain as she was entering her Bentley. Bosoms have no part in civilized society. Said resident Damien Flynn, "This is sexual entertainment masquerading as an eatery," "The conversations I have with my two sons about why I find this offensive are the same conversations I would have with them if a strip club opened in downtown. Actually, I would have much more respect if they were trying to open a strip club because that is at least honest and authentic." In related news, Damien Flynn's two sons hate him, and can't wait to move the fuck out of Evanston

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