From (who else) EDSBS, proof that, as we suspected, Andre Ware is sending two kids to Yale and one to Brown:

Houston tradition, my ass. That's a--HEY! GET OUT OF MY ASS!

We strongly recommend reading the accompanying article, which takes the Andre Ware/Erin Andrews* relationship to places we'd never imagined.

Last, our semi-regular feature Keeping The Man Busy has a new, profanity-free home. Love it.

*You think hers are fake? I'm up in the air on this one.