This is what we're voting on. Today: Ballin vs. Balls of Steel!

PROS:  Stole credit cards. Stole DVD's. Procured various drugs. Took pictures. Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.

CONS: Already out-hustled by Clemson's Kenneth Page.

PROS: One of the three BHGP Mouseketeers. Also one of the three Trinity Mouseketeers, as the Bible teaches us. Active lobbyist against the pants industry.

CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse, then dispatched BHGP's favorite hair fetishist.