BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: DMBMEG VS. OOPS POW SURPRISE
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 19, 2008 9:58 AM CDT
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PrintRound two of BHGP Bracket Madness is underway. Today: Beauty vs. The Beauty!
PROS: Received highest vote count in Round 1. Makes the comments interesting. Bloggeuse.
CONS: Beating J Leman = hating BHGP, America.
PROS: Triumphed over Pat Harty in Round 1. Once went to the State Fair for a spelling bee in elementary school.
CONS: [oh. my. god.--ed.]
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What makes OPS so strong is his adaptability. He can play any style, any game, and he will do whatever it takes to defeat his opponent. He may not be the most talented participant in this tournament but he is gritty and gutty. That sticktoitiveness really lends it self to success in a tournament of this nature. The way he's playing, I would not be surprised to see him go all the way.
It's awesome! Marchifornication, baby, you can't beat it!
Where's your blog?
I'm dying to see these hot friends. That's my suggestion.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
You misunderstand
I only want pictures of more girls. As attractice as OPS is (read: not at all), I'd much rather look at the women-folk.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Correct me if I'm wrong
but according to the diary rules, no balls must be shown. You're telling us just cause you're a founder and this is main content, you can break this most holy of rules?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I...
can't get over how big the pictures are. I don't know if that's what makes them so disturbing, or the fact that it looks like OPS is just about to go in a tri-state killing spree, beginning with his paperboy and ending with Brady Quinn.
The size isn't important
Its how they use it. Isn't that right Meg?
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
down boy
We don't need another thread of proposals and requests for sex acts.
by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
No proposals
Size of PICTURE. It isn't the size of the PICTURE that matters, its how you use it.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PEOPLE LIKE OPS"
(adjusts jogging suit)
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 19, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
NUTS
that was so funny I spit Zima all over the place.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
christ, jebushchrist
it's a shopping bag on my head, not a dildo. grow a pair.
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 19, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be honest
I'm in this for the humor value.
And humor is imagining JoePa calling dmbmeg a harlot. Among other things.
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
I'm not suggesting that you
but neither is Fergie, and we know how that ended
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
She could be a nice girl
Odds are slim, but I don't her
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Slim?
Jim? Bring back Macho Man Randy Savage. He'd take on JoePa, any day.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
your name suits you fine
Upon looking at your photo my reactions were (in the following order):
- OOPS! Someone posted the wrong picture of OPS
- POW! That is him!
- SURPRISE! Here comes a heart attack!
Weren't we trying to not do that?
Take this into an "ask out Meg and convince her to sleep with us" line of questioning?
In other news: women are capable of orgasms? Weird.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Violent Orgasm
Hey! Just like the kind John Wayne Gacy used to have. Cool!
by Bucketochicken on Mar 19, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
At least
You're losing to a person, OPS. I'm going to get hammered by the ZookHook tomorrow and he doesn't even know he's competing. It's like losing a rope climbing race to a monkey. It's far more humiliating than losing to Meg.
I mean, except for the part about your photo. Nothing is worse than that.
Unspoken rules
I think it should be one that if you don't have the stones to at least attempt to make yourself look like your competition, you shouldn't be able to mock the attempt. If you were willing to throw on some biker shorts and throw up a double-shocker, then you could go after OPS for looking like a (douche?) funny person.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Little testy
Only a suggestion b/c I wanted to see you in biker shorts. I think that would rank right up there with Meg's goggles.
by jason3kidd on Mar 19, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't the biker shorts
or your interest in seeing me in them, which quite frankly, makes me uncomfortable. It was you trying to come down as a moral compass and writing rules. You should know by now, that's not going to fly with me.
by jebushchrist on Mar 19, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
No
If history has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't)
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a History of Little Testes?
Would that be a lab class, or......?
by Bucketochicken on Mar 19, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
All right
Jebus, why did you shrink the pictures? I was getting used to seeing my glorious mug gazing down over the comments, like the eye of Ra upon the Nile, except I have two eyes.
JoePa is old and slow
he probably tried to send in his vote via pony express
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 19, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
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