BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: RON ZOOK VS. DAN BOHALL
by Oops Pow Surprise
on Mar 14, 2008 9:52 AM CDT
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This is what we're voting on. Today: Cool as ice vs. Smirnoff Ice!
PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.
CONS: He probably violated Jebus.
Bohall is on the left, next to Greg Helmers.
PROS: Played meaningful minutes for a Big Ten team this year, for some reason.
CONS: Orchestrated lamest arrest in Hawkeye history. Drinks Zima. Did not earn the title of Captain Awesome. Probably listens to the Insane Clown Posse on purpose.
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Does that pregnant goth girl on the right have a beard? Gross. I wonder if that little guy is the father?
I bet they're both really good students.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 14, 2008 11:06 AM CDT 0 recs
Don't you know
the zooker is straight wack dope?
ummm...word
But seriously, votes for Bohall, that's just wrong
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 14, 2008 11:07 AM CDT 0 recs
This is true
In both Marchifornication and life.
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 14, 2008 11:18 AM CDT
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