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Bob Sanders, Defensive Player of the Year. Uh, Again

I promise this isn't a repeat. Remember when Bob Sanders was named the NFL Defensive Player of the Year three weeks ago? Well, they're giving him another one, because, you know, whatever!

This one's the GMC Defensive Player of the Year, because I guess trucks know more about defense than the Associated Press? Maybe? Oh, I guess the fans voted on it this time. So that's neat.

Anyhoo, in light of this onslaught of meaningless very important trophies, we'd like to announce the finalists for the BHGP NFL Defensive Player of the Year. The nominees are:


Cast your votes now!

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Who is the BHGP NFL GMC WTF BBQ Defensive Player of the Year?
  • The Cloverfield Monster
  • Bob Sanders
  • Yao Ming
  • Jack Bauer
  • M. Bison

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DO NOT FUCK WITH M. BISON

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 10:37 AM CST   0 recs

Spoiler Alert!

Wasn't the monster in Cloverfield a grasshopper?

by jebushchrist on Feb 1, 2008 10:37 AM CST   0 recs

no

the one video I saw of it, it looked like a giant heaving vagina.

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 11:43 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

dmbmeg,

Stop watching Oprah.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 12:36 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

no!
you stop watching me watch Oprah!

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 3:27 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

Thats what you get

after Barney metamorphoses.  Very scary.

by icculus on Feb 1, 2008 11:50 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

You can choose not to vote for him, lawya.

There are plenty of other good candidates out there.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 1, 2008 11:08 AM CST   0 recs

also...

I can't even look at Yao Ming without thinking to myself,  "Can I write check?"

I did it just now, clicked on the link fully expecting to see something else, only to be confronted with that commercial.

Great minds, OPS.

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 11:48 AM CST   0 recs

Um...

Does the "hold back to block, then slide to take the bastard out at the knees" move ring a bell?  That move, like all the best defenses, allows for easy transition to the flying scissor kick.  Electrocute, electrocute, flawless victory, throat slash motion.

/only guy who bought Street Fighter II Turbo for PS2.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 12:40 PM CST   0 recs

OPS

I'm sorry, but no list would be complete without Kurt "Lil' Mutombo" Looby.  The finger wag is back in a big way.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 12:41 PM CST   0 recs

Chuck Norris

Immediately disqualified for his connection to Mike Huckabee.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 3:33 PM CST   0 recs

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