Dan Bohall Makes His Triumphant Return to the Bar

Dan Bohall, circa 1988
You have to feel for Dan Bohall. Most college kids get busted for public intox, spend a night in the tank with a long-time drunk who repeatedly tries to stick a phone receiver up his own ass, post bail, pay a fine, and go home. Our man Dan got busted for public intox (in his a dorm bathroom, no less), had to do all of the above, plus write a term paper, take a test, and help some sick kids. Sick kids are a bummer, man.
In any case, Bohall will be back in action for the Hawkeyes this week as they take on Ohio State and Michigan State. Sure, he's not particularly skilled and has difficulty scoring, but that makes him no different than the rest of this team. The fact is he's a warm body who plays a little defense, and that is good enough.
The newspaper articles say Bohall is working to rehabilitate his image. That's a noble goal, and I don't want to diminish the crime, but it's not as if the kid robbed a grocery store. He got drunk with his friends and passed out in the bathroom. I did that 3 nights ago. I just had the presence of mind and financial wherewithal to find my own bathroom.
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I hate people sometimes. Not only have I passed out in my own bathroom, I have passed out in the bathroom of strangers, friends, Romans, countrymen (lend me your ears!). I'm 27.
Give the kid a break.
by dmbmeg on Jan 8, 2008 9:09 PM CST 0 recs
I'm just happy
Compared to name redacted, and now sadly the football team, this is progress.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 8, 2008 9:22 PM CST 0 recs
It should be noted, HS
That for as silly a transgression as bathroom naptime might be, as a resident of the 600 block of South Johnson, Bohall can no more claim that the Hilly is "his" dorm than I can say I took a leak on the side of "my" Jessup Hall last Christmas Eve.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 8, 2008 9:32 PM CST 0 recs
Fair point
To assume makes an ass out of u and me.
by Hawkeye State on
Jan 8, 2008 9:39 PM CST
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Coincidence?
I also threw up and had difficulty scoring in college.
Will the real Dan Bohall please stand up?
by Eubanks on Jan 8, 2008 10:05 PM CST 0 recs
I too...
Threw up in college but only scored with fat chicks. Cheers to you old buddy!
by donny on
Jan 9, 2008 12:26 PM CST
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That's a different Donny.
But it's fair to say my scoring also involved a fair amount of ladies that were, uh, a little plus sized.
And I may have thrown up on occasion.
by DonnyDonovan on
Jan 9, 2008 2:34 PM CST
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At the same time, I hope.
One DonnyDonovan, one girl, one cup
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Jan 9, 2008 3:23 PM CST
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Funny you should mention it
I believe donny did throw up while "relating" with a plus sizer.
Keep it classy donny.
by Eubanks on
Jan 9, 2008 4:11 PM CST
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the details man!
It was the other way around. She spewed. A couple months later I found her license under the bed. "AHHHHHHHHHH, that's what she looked like!" I always keep it classy. That's why your nuptials gift is still being pondered.
by donny on
Jan 9, 2008 4:52 PM CST
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Oh man that's right
I should have remembered, it was like the only tail you pulled in all of your twenties.
by Eubanks on
Jan 9, 2008 6:33 PM CST
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On the plus side...
At least he didn't have his picture up on Facebook acting like, you know, some 20-year-old or something.
by Bucketochicken on Jan 9, 2008 8:11 AM CST 0 recs







