IOWA PLAYER ARRESTED; HAWKEYES REJOICE!

Curry leaks out on the break.
Finally, a piss related arrest we can all celebrate! JamesOn Curry, guard for the Iowa Energy [me neither.--ed.], was arrested in Boise, Idaho in the wee hours of the morning Thursday for urinating onto the side of a moderately priced hotel. Several things here:
- He wasn't drunk
- He was relieving himself onto a Hampton Inn at 2:25 am
- He wasn't drunk
- He was also charged with resisting arrest
Curry was in mid-release when the popo spotted him. They turned on the lights and the chase was on. This is where the most disturbing part of the entire story comes into play, JamesOn was a 2007 second-round pick, and recently a member, of the Chicago Bulls - and he couldn't outrun a Boise cop. What a professional athlete was doing out in the middle of the night, sober, in Boise, is beyond me.
This is precisely what the Energy did not need right now. They're currently mired in a 8-game losing skid and battling dangerously low attendance numbers. Curry is the team's best player, averaging 20.2 points and 4.3 pints of piss per night. No word yet from the NBDL about his future with the team. At press time, Curry could not be reached for comment but Energy head honcho Nick Nurse said, "GNNNNNNNNNNN".
Tale of the Tape
JamesOn Curry vs Clint Huntrods
6'3", 190 vs 6'5", 270
0.00 vs 0.15
chased down from behind vs chased down from behind
Sunny D vs Sangria
Hampton Inn vs city sidewalk
status in limbo vs kicked off team
not so awesome vs Captain Awesome
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oh come on
A Hampton Inn in Boise? That practically screams to be urinated on.
Besides, the question isn't why he was sober in Boise (well, ok, that's still a damn good question), but why the team was in Boise when the team they were playing is from Utah. And they were coming from Dakota (which one? God only knows. It's just one unbroken stretch of frozen wasteland up there.)
Wait a second....Horner is on that team? Holy shit, there was a Hawkeye there to rejoice.
by chitownhawkeye on Jan 18, 2008 7:00 PM CST 0 recs
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...
JamesOn don't even want none of the above.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Jan 18, 2008 9:34 PM CST 0 recs
I think
JamesOn was conceived after heavy amounts of WhiskEy.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Jan 19, 2008 11:58 AM CST
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