Pardon our Dana Perino-esque incompetence in not posting a single story today; we're still gathering facts, and I'm not going to characterize us as productive or nonproductive. We're gathering facts and helping other blogs gather facts and I can't comment on that any further at this time as we are still in the fact gathering process.

In fairness to ourselves, the BHGP press room hasn't been completely dark all day; we've been toying with some ideas, working on drafts, and gently breaking the news to our livers that they are definitely going to die during Friday night's Drake liveblog at 7 p.m. Until then, hyper-vigilance, readers; the facts aren't going to gather themselves.

P.S. What the fuck is the "Cuban Missile Crisis"?