I've been ignoring the Zooker. I'm busy and he's redundant, so that's the long and short of it. But in the early hours of Wednesday morning I got some troubling IMs from him and I'm actually a little worried. So, I'm wondering if Illini fan can comfirm his whereabouts?

The conversation:

3:43 AM

ZookHook: you therrr???

3:44 AM

ZookHook: The Zooker seas yer lite  I know ur in ducking me. thizis seriusss!!1

ZookHook: im soooooooo fuckkkked up!    Zooker is staaarvinG! FUCK!

3:46 AM

ZookHook: Lissne Newsy! I allreddy call i n sick  2morra and I sed I had diaareea rill baad so i'd be gon the next day 2. I needa place to laylow ferabit The heats about to come down on the RZ!!!!!

ZookHook: NEEEEEEWSYYYY!!!!!!!!! don do me like thiz!!!!!11
THE RZ IZ IN THE SHIT!!!! Thingss got outta hand iz all. you no how I do! callmecallmecallmeeeee

ZookHook: DUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!1111

3:51 AM

ZookHook: FUCK!! SOME WONEZZ HERE!!!!! AYE M ON MY WAY BROSEPHUS!!!! LEMMe tell ya wha happen wheni get therrr!

ZookHook: Zookers in teh wind