BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: CBI VS. JEBUS H CHRIST
This is what we're voting on. Today: Ballin vs. Balls of Steel!

PROS: Stole credit cards. Stole DVD's. Procured various drugs. Took pictures. Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.
CONS: Already out-hustled by Clemson's Kenneth Page.

PROS: One of the three BHGP Mouseketeers. Also one of the three Trinity Mouseketeers, as the Bible teaches us. Active lobbyist against the pants industry.
CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse, then dispatched BHGP's favorite hair fetishist.
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You're all a bunch of Judas'
(or is it Judii?)
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 12:51 PM CDT
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In the case of Judii
I think it's considered more proper to use the term "Dames."
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Well one thing is for sure...
It's not possessive... Judas, that is.
by storminspank on
Mar 27, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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Poor Jebus
He gets paired up against CBI on the day where Kenneth Page reminds us all of their brilliance. That's like Memphis having to play Texas in Texas.
Eventually, City Boyz beat us all.
by Hawkeye State on
Mar 27, 2008 1:01 PM CDT
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There is no poor Jebus
Tell you what, vote for CBI. All of you. Go for it. They disgraced the University of Iowa, I embrace it. They drag the Hawkeyes through the mud, I put them on a pedestal. They thumb their nose at all of you, I take my pants off in front of you.
Make it a CBI world. Have a blast. I hope you feel good about yourselves.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 1:07 PM CDT
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I don't feel good about myself
But its rejects like that who keep my happy-ass employed. No retards, no criminal justice system, WAY less attorneys. And that's not ok, its hard enough finding a job to begin with.
It ain't personal, but I gotta put food in my baby's mouth. And not Latrell-style, I'm actually serious. CBI IDIOCY 4 EVA!
by jason3kidd on
Mar 27, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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congrats!
You should all get mathcing hats and neck tattoos. It'd be grand.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT
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I voted for you, you big galoot
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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Don't make me call the dark forces in on this
You know what I'm talking about. Do you really want me to bring them over here? Is THAT WHAT YOU WANT???
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT
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Are you kidding me
Jebus is getting beaten?
We're talking about our savior here, not some money wearing morons!
CBI were fools for a year. Jebus always walks with us.
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 2:21 PM CDT
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Is it....
Is this the pants shattering comeback we've been awaiting?
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT
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No, not really.
No sign of outside influence.
I sense a great disturbance in the force.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 6:06 PM CDT
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WTF
IMO you guys are too caught up in your own inside jokes and so forth. The average joe does not have a clue what you are talking about.
IMO of course.
by NCHawk on
Mar 27, 2008 6:28 PM CDT
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Knowing the joke
doesn't mean that we have a clue either
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT
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Um
"disturbance in the force" is from Star Wars, bro.
Read a book.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT
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Jebus makes a comeback
and Xavier starts out destroying WVU.
Coincidence...or divine providence?
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT
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Providence didn't make the tourney this year
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 27, 2008 8:05 PM CDT
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And Xavier is trying their best
to undo their invitation
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT
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I see someone else wants to take the CBI crown
But is he eating the mad cash? No. Sit down and learn from the "best"
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT
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Me too!
Guess bitches shoulda been votin' instead of orderin' hats online!
Suck it, CBI!
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 8:30 PM CDT
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Athletic Stalin's Reign of Terror
just might be over...
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT
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This is my blog
and there are no crazier fools than the fools here.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT
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M-I-C
Cya on Saturday
K-E-Y
Why? Some clutch 3 pointers.
M---O...
Wait...these are Musketeers? Oh, nevermind.
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 8:49 PM CDT
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Dumb foul by Chism
Then Louisville gets away with an obvious push.
Watch the officials here.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:02 PM CDT
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another foul on Chism
This one was suspect too. Very curious.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT
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Chism is out after 1:35
And Tyler takes it to the rack with a beautiful left hand finish. Wow.
Makes the free throw, Tenn up 5-2
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT
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and Padgett draws a charge
Tyler has a foul now too. hmmmmmmm
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:05 PM CDT
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Shirley you're not suggesting
that charge wasn't legit.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:11 PM CDT
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I'm not suggesting anything
and quit calling me Shirley.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT
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I see how this is going to work
If everyone is on the bench, there can't be any of this "contact" business.
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 9:06 PM CDT
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more tapioca, Mr Enberg?
Dick Enberg on Rick Pitino - " He has been a winner his entire coaching career. A winner ever since he left UMASS..."
Well, that's if you don't count the fact that he was a terrific loser in the NBA. So... not exactly his entire coaching career, Dick.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:10 PM CDT
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jesus
Louisville is pushing in the back, constantly here. Even in the open floor. I cannot believe they're getting away with this. Padgett should have 3 fouls right now.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT
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Get the feeling
that they're calling nothings and letting the actual fouls go...
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 27, 2008 9:20 PM CDT
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Easy on the backboard, Prince
Guy is a bricklayer.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:20 PM CDT
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Timeout Bruce
Dayum! This is not good.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:23 PM CDT
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Was Enberg always this bad?
"McGee for three! That's a good rhyme if you're a Louisville fan."
"The Cardinals are flapping their wings..."
Did he get struck by lightning or something? Ugh...
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT
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This game, like Sarah Jessica Parker
is hard on the eyes.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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but easy on the face
(she's real thin)
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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Just a prediction
Tennessee will not continue to shoot 20% from the field.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:29 PM CDT
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Oh dear
Tennessee is completely out of sorts. They're not doomed or anything, not while Bruce Pearl has a halftime under his sleeve, but you can't give up buckets like that last dunk and expect to be even mildly competitive this late in the season.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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It's like they forgot where the basket is
both on the offensive and defensive end.
They'll get it back.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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Here we go! 24-13
By the way, Lew-ville committed 2 major hand checks, uncalled, on the possession. Curiously inconsistent officiating here in the first half.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT
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10 turnovers
and an 11 point lead.
Does not compute.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:33 PM CDT
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OK
The offense is coming around, but the halfcourt D is still horrific.
Nice to have Chism back in.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:36 PM CDT
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wow
Cut it to 7, then Tennessee gets a board, heads down the floor, only to have a VERY late whistle, giving the ball back to Louisville.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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That wasn't a late whistle
He called it as soon as the push in the back happened. Just because Dick Schiavo said otherwise doesn't mean it's at all grounded in reality.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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furious is good
But let's channel it just a bit, Vols. You can run the floor without completely devaluing the ball.
I promise you adjustments will be made in the second half.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:46 PM CDT
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The Vols need a basket here.
/Captain Obvious
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:48 PM CDT
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Okay, that call was crap
No need to whistle Tito Smith right there.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:49 PM CDT
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Tennessee will win
You cannot play this badly, cut it back to 5, and not eventually win.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:52 PM CDT
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Prediction
Derrick Caracter will be a 1st round draft pick and out of the NBA before his 22nd birthday.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:53 PM CDT
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Pop quiz, Hotshot
DeJuan Wagner's career was derailed by injury. What was the chronic injury?
A) ankle
B) knee
C) achilles
D) bladder
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:56 PM CDT
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...
He had like 50 bladder infections. Eventually it led to colitis. You hear about Sean Elliot playing without a kidney, and Derrick Coleman without a heart, but no one wants to talk about Dejuan Wagner's colon.
Sad.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:05 PM CDT
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FINALLY!
Jeuss. They were mugging him all the way up the floor. I mean, you do not move Tyler without some serious contact.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 9:53 PM CDT
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This is two hollers away from a brawl
They're not playing angry at all, but this energy level's high enough that they're inching toward the flashpoint.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 9:55 PM CDT
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"Viva Viagra"
does the guy seriously talk about plugging a billy goat?
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 10:03 PM CDT
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UCLA is scary good
I mean, WKU doesn't really belong in the Sweet 16 at all, but still, what an asskicking this is.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT
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Denny Crum -
Cheers, Denny!
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:25 PM CDT
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He painted it gray when he turned 80
Keepin it real.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:28 PM CDT
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I always like it
When movie trailers have the quick scene of someone yelling "NOOOO!" In the case of I am Legend, Will Smith does us the favor of doubling up on it. What's going to happen; is the other person going to be like, "wait, no? Don't detonate the bomb? All right, have it your way," and it's all better.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 10:25 PM CDT
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Padgett's his name?
He sure gets a lot of play for a guy that's got more fouls than points.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:32 PM CDT
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wow
Bruce is WAY late on the timeouts here. He's positively Tom Davisian with her slow trigger.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:34 PM CDT
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Bullshit, Bilas
Tyler wasn't "moving toward him to say something", he was going to the fucking bench for the timeout.
Nice projecting, asshole.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:36 PM CDT
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OMG, 9:11 left in the game, make a wish!
Also, never forget.
</crying eagle>
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 27, 2008 10:49 PM CDT
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this is obscene
They just keep blowing whistles, not even knowing who they're going to point at in white.
Congrats for taking over (and ruining) what should have been a great game, officials.
I'm done.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 27, 2008 10:49 PM CDT
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Uhhhhh...
WKU just cut UCLA's lead to 6. Yes, 6.
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 27, 2008 11:09 PM CDT
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flllleeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
by jebushchrist on
Mar 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT
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Recognize!
You may have strolled through this thing thus far, but it will not be so easy in the Finals.
Strap in, bushy top, cus this shit is fucking on.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 28, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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(sharpens knives)
Let's fucking do this.
by dmbmeg on
Mar 28, 2008 3:33 PM CDT
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