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BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: CITY BOYZ, INC. VS. HAWKEYE STATE

This is what we're voting on. Today: The Recently Departed vs. The Mildly Retarded!

CITY BOYZ, INC.


He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind

PROS:  Stole credit cards.  Stole DVD's.  Procured various drugs.  Took pictures.  Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.

CONS:  Currently perusing the course catalogs of various junior colleges.

HAWKEYE STATE


BHGP doesn't pay too much

PROS:  Pissed off Ohio State.  Pissed off Ohio State again.  Pissed off CBI's friends on Youtube.  Pissed off people we had never heard of.

CONS:  Couldn't find a way to piss off Democrats.

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Who Ya Got?
CBI
115 votes
Hawkeye State
70 votes

185 votes | Poll has closed

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Hawkeye State,
ARE YOU FUCKING WEARING A YANKEES HAT??????????????

by dmbmeg on Mar 24, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nevermind

he's wearing one in the picture

by dmbmeg on Mar 24, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU OWN A YANKEES HAT??????

by dmbmeg on Mar 24, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

doesn't even look like real money. Did you rip off a small piece of aluminum foil and put it on top of your head or something? Maybe a crushed soda can?

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 25, 2008 2:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ca$h Money, Homes

That's $11 in cold, hard American currency, for all debts public and private. Mothafucka.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 25, 2008 7:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

it is a little early in the year for it to be lawnmowing money...

by Bucketochicken on Mar 25, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

That $11 is in my Swiss bank account for safekeeping.  This is my "play" $11, with which I can buy 4 beers (3 with tips).

Unlike Mr. Pink, I believe in tipping.  Three it is.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 25, 2008 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh poor Hawkeye State

I feel bad for you.  No way you're taking down some straight PLAYAZ.  Yo doggggg, 'dems boys iz coming to get youz.

Please take CBI down next week.  Whoever.  Anybody.  Zooker?  JoePa?  Don't let those jagoffs win another round...

by jason3kidd on Mar 25, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At this point,

It's almost not even fair.  I mean, Tha CBI Crew are straight legendz, yo.  They're starting to have a real cult of personality thing going on.  They're like an "urban" or "athletic" Stalin.  Whereas HS (through no fault of his own) is more like Leonid Breshnev in comparison.  Still powerful, sure, and has his own place in history, but it's pretty tough to beat the shear mythiness of CBI.
Also, I mean, shit, HS doesn't even have any neck tattoos.  WTF?

by Bucketochicken on Mar 25, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has Donnie

But that's no gangstaR.  Holla.

by jason3kidd on Mar 25, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

reprehensible lack of effort by HS on the dreads.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 25, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck beans

I went back and re-read all the pro-OSU posts from that plea, and laughed until tears streamed down my cheeks.  Fuck OSU fans are stupid.  Stupid and arrogant.  Not only do they not have the balls to sign in as they rip you (for being dead-on, mind you), but then they don't have the balls to come back and own up to their school's choke-job.

Ain't nobody gunna take DEEZ-NUTS CBI, but HS is straight DA SHIT when it comes to ripping thug-tOSU.

by jason3kidd on Mar 26, 2008 7:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CBI is branching out

no wonder HS lost - he's up against a foe getting stronger by the day:

mo mo money

by hdhawk on Mar 27, 2008 9:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mo hats, mo problems

Seriously, doesn't he know that if you wanna be hard you wear a cap?

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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