BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: JOEPA VS. KEN O'KEEFE

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 12, 2008 10:31 AM CDT in News 3 comments

This is what we're voting on. Today: Use your fucking brain! vs. BRAAAAAIIIINNS!

JOE PATERNO

PROS: Met Fergie, listened to Fergie, contemplated his grandchildren, met Bill Cowher.

CONS: Has not won a national title in a period of time that far exceeds the regular shelf life of regular coaches.

KEN O'KEEFE

PROS: Orchestrated an offense that averaged over 30 points per game in 2001, 2002, 2003, and 2005.

CONS: Tries to sleepfuck his own quarterback. Twice. We can't fucking stand to even look at him.

Poll

Who wins?

80%

Joe Paterno

168 votes

20%

Ken O'Keefe

42 votes

210 votes | Poll has closed

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hey KEN O'KEEFE

you wan't your brains eaten?  didn't think so...

best take a dive, son.

by big11th blog on Mar 12, 2008 10:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go ahead

JayPa wouldn't garner much support in any positive poll anyway

by PSU Nick on Mar 12, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how disappointed will JoePa be

when he opens KOKs head and finds nothing

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 12, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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