Introducing the BHGP Super Terrific Happy Fun Marchifornication Bracket Challenge

by Patrick Vint on Mar 10, 2008 9:44 AM CDT in Iowa Hawkeyes News

A message to all those celebrating Marchifornication:

Did you know there are only 6 days remaining before Selection Sunday?

Did you know that the magical technology of the Internets allows you and all other Marchifornicators the opportunity to compete in a college basketball tournament selection competition with the Founding Fathers of BHGP?

Did you know I'm wearing pants, but only under protest?

So join us, loyal Commentariat, in our newest interactive contest: The BHGP Super Terrific Happy Fun Marchifornication Bracket Challenge on Yahoo Sports. Just go to Yahoo Fantasy Sports, randomly click on pictures and words until you are allowed to enter your College Basketball Tournament Pick'em private league information, and enter the following:

Group ID#: 5862
Password: Gornstar

Call him anything else at your own peril

The winner gets one year of free commenting privileges! So go ahead and be crazy. Put Drake in the Final Four (you know OPS is). Pick South Alabama to beat Texas (you know I will). Take Ohio State away from home against anyone (um, nobody should do that). Dream of Marchifornication.

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I'm in

by jebushchrist on Mar 10, 2008 10:09 AM CDT reply actions

then you will not be a party to this

by jebushchrist on Mar 10, 2008 10:56 AM CDT reply actions

only a select few get that password

and you sir, are not one of them.

[kisses biceps]

by dmbmeg on Mar 10, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions

also...

Eat my bracket dust, bitches. I was #7 out of 120 last year. I lost $2000 only because I was the only one in the top 5 to pick OSU to win it all.

I won't be that stupid THIS TIME.

dum Dum DUM.

by dmbmeg on Mar 10, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions

I'm sorry

if your "bracket" is dusty, but the only one winning this pool is me.
Nobody fucks with the Jebus.

by jebushchrist on Mar 10, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

oh yeah?

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your brackets out on the internets, I'll take them away from you, stick it them up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

Or something.

by dmbmeg on Mar 10, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions