Bob Sanders, Defensive Player of the Year. Uh, Again

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 1, 2008 10:33 AM CST in News Comment 11 comments

I promise this isn't a repeat. Remember when Bob Sanders was named the NFL Defensive Player of the Year three weeks ago? Well, they're giving him another one, because, you know, whatever!

This one's the GMC Defensive Player of the Year, because I guess trucks know more about defense than the Associated Press? Maybe? Oh, I guess the fans voted on it this time. So that's neat.

Anyhoo, in light of this onslaught of ~~meaningless~~ very important trophies, we'd like to announce the finalists for the BHGP NFL Defensive Player of the Year. The nominees are:

Cast your votes now!

Poll

Who is the BHGP NFL GMC WTF BBQ Defensive Player of the Year?

Jack Bauer

8 votes

M. Bison

24 votes

The Cloverfield Monster

25 votes

Bob Sanders

50 votes

Yao Ming

7 votes

114 votes | Poll has closed

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The lesson?

DO NOT FUCK WITH M. BISON

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 10:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Spoiler Alert!

Wasn't the monster in Cloverfield a grasshopper?

by jebushchrist on Feb 1, 2008 10:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

no

the one video I saw of it, it looked like a giant heaving vagina.

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

dmbmeg,

Stop watching Oprah.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

no!

you stop watching me watch Oprah!

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thats what you get

after Barney metamorphoses. Very scary.

by icculus on Feb 1, 2008 11:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You can choose not to vote for him, lawya.

There are plenty of other good candidates out there.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Feb 1, 2008 11:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

also...

I can't even look at Yao Ming without thinking to myself, "Can I write check?"

I did it just now, clicked on the link fully expecting to see something else, only to be confronted with that commercial.

Great minds, OPS.

by dmbmeg on Feb 1, 2008 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Does the "hold back to block, then slide to take the bastard out at the knees" move ring a bell? That move, like all the best defenses, allows for easy transition to the flying scissor kick. Electrocute, electrocute, flawless victory, throat slash motion.

/only guy who bought Street Fighter II Turbo for PS2.

by Hawkeye State on Feb 1, 2008 12:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs