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You thought I was kidding about the Alvarez photo?

It's official, there are exactly 1 million college football blogs. It's simply not possible to read them all, I've tried. Thankfully, 2 of the best, MGoBlog and Run Up The Score, are Big 10 blogs. If you don't read them, you need to start now, so here's a Q&A between the two of them that will give you an insight into their programs, their psyches, and their biggest fear.

I'm sure you've been asking yourself, how can Jebus be so knowledgeable (and charming)? It's a common question. If you want the truth, I read Phil's Weekly Notes. In case you haven't heard, Phil Steele is a robot that's been sent here from the future to implant football knowledge into your face. I should warn you, once you go Steele, you never go back. Also, I challenge you to read his Weekly Notes from top to bottom without crying. I'll time you. Go!

After Steele you need something a little lighter, maybe something to tickle your funny bone (I will tickle you so hard!), and Hey Jenny Slater has just the thing. It's a hard-hitting scientific expose on Powerful douchebags and the women who (outwardly appear to) love them.

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Oh my god, are Alvarez's nipples pierced?

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probably not, but I just made you stare at Barry Alvarez's luscious man-cans.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 20, 2007 12:24 PM CDT   0 recs

dude light a match
Man I bet Barry spends a lot of time in the john...

by Bucketochicken on Sep 20, 2007 5:29 PM CDT   0 recs

I'll give the big BA his due:

When it counted, he gave it to those dickwads in the Pac 10, including a pretty good UCLA team the last time around.

I can't hate the man. Even though he probably eats as much food as four normal human beings, I can't hate him.

Now Bielema, he's another story....

So easy to hate, in so many ways. We should make him cut off that tattoo and send it back to us.

Search your soul--you know I'm right.

by The Director on Sep 20, 2007 7:50 PM CDT   0 recs

IN RE: ?

Hey, Anonymous Hater, I don't hate Wisconsin so I didn't write about it. If I could point you to our Diary Feature on the upper right column of the page, you're welcome to spew forth all the bile you like. We're interactive here!
Go now!

by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2007 10:13 AM CDT   0 recs

Not Hatin

I can't hate Wisconsin; beer, cheese, and the fact that they gave me a FREE BLANKET when I signed up for a credit card last year at Camp Randall. Plus, the women are easier at State Street Brats than they are at Brother's in Iowa City.

by Big Head on Sep 21, 2007 10:27 AM CDT   0 recs

that goes without saying

Putting ladies around all those long meaty objects? It's the subtle power of persuasion.

You may want to balk if she starts loading some mustard and kraut on your hog, though.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Sep 21, 2007 10:56 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

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