Your Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year is...No.

by Hawkeye State on Dec 29, 2007 8:13 PM CST in News Comment 7 comments

ZookHook: whuddup?
ZookHook: i said WHUDDUP BROSEPH???????
HawkeyeState: Hey Ron. What's going on?
ZookHook: com ovr 4 vodka red bullz
HawkeyeState: Wow, you're actually using Red Bull?
ZookHook: fuck yah, no rockstar tonite
HawkeyeState: What's the special occasion?
ZookHook: cuz guess whose teh Coach of teh YEWAR!!!!
HawkeyeState: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
ZookHook: thats right motherfucker! da Zook is off da hook! im ROLLINN!!!
HawkeyeState: Well, congratulations Ron. I guess you deserve it. What about Mangino?
ZookHook: fuck mangino hes obbese
ZookHook: obesse
ZookHook: fat
HawkeyeState: Sly Croom did a hell of a job at Miss State
ZookHook: fuck sec speed i'm gonna show the sec big ten speed in teh rose bowl
HawkeyeState: You know SC is in the Pac-10, right?
ZookHook: sure i knew that they won the pac 10 south
HawkeyeState: There is no Pac-10 south, Ron.
ZookHook: coach of the year 2 u beeotch
HawkeyeState: This is a travesty
ZookHook: i no
ZookHook: travesty is good right?
ZookHook: i feel bad tho
HawkeyeState: Why? Because there are about 15 better coaches this season who didn't lose to Iowa?
ZookHook: no, i dont use liberty mutual i have that one with the cute gecco
HawkeyeState: I need a drink. Be there in 15.

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He did...how...what...why....holy shit

I mean....Ron Zook? THAT Ron Zook? The one with the pimped out golfcart and the waterskis? The one who basically gave a win to Iowa? He's....coach of the year?

This. Fucking. Season.

by Adam on Dec 30, 2007 2:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Didn't they mean

"team that accomplished the most despite having a coach who was most likely high on the sidelines and who had a QB named after a beverage, so I suppose we have to give him the award for not totally fucking up".

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 30, 2007 8:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Haha

Haha..that was pretty good...i like the convo

Sure Iowa beat them but you have to give Zook credit for turning that team around...

by clutchhit20 on Dec 31, 2007 7:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That's the crazy thing about it

It's not a terrible choice or anything. Zook was a legit contender for coach of the year. Read that last sentence again. RON ZOOK.

by Adam on Jan 1, 2008 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Way to

have your team prepared Mr. CotY.

by chitownhawkeye on Jan 1, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Easiest $50 I've ever made in my life...

USC was only favored by 13.5.

Pete Carroll with 5 weeks to prepare. Ron Zook with 5 weeks to do whatever it is Ron Zook does in his free time. I predicted USC would be up 14 within 10 minutes. They did it in 7:30.

by Not Marv Cook on Jan 2, 2008 1:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gambler's Paradise

Yesterday was ripe for the picking. SC - 13 1/2, SC/Illinois over 49, and UGA - 8 1/2. Money in the fucking bank. In the words of that crazy woman sitting behind me at the Mirage last November, it's like stealing.

by Hawkeye State on Jan 2, 2008 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs