I know, I know. These teaser items suck. We promise to never run one again.

Unless we feel like it.

Nonetheless, big news, readers! We're moving the blog and changing the name again! Okay, not really. But we are, in fact, very excited to report that a couple very cool things are in the works right now, involving people who are given money just to write words. It's a terrifyingly novel concept for us; we'd rather be sitting under our desks, making things up about people, and posting images that have an at-best tangential relationship to the premise of the story.