• Empty a Madden-esque bowel blast unto his female R.A.'s laundry receptacle (ala Najeh Dumpenport)... the crime? The liberated grub was consumed in a spirited dine & dash from Fazoli's.
• Three Billy Goat's Muff: Charged with orally raping 2 bitch nanny goats and (inadvertently) a male as well.
• Post pictures on Friendster of himself and his Amish roommate playing Sega Genesis while dressed as Mario & Luigi.
• Jack an ambulance and run over a nun's foot while fleeing a taffy store robbery.
• A Murder Most Fowl: He will fashion a knife out of a duck and stab five homeless children to death.

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