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All characters and events on Black Heart Gold Pants - even those named after, or loosely based on, real people - are entirely fictional. All actions of those characters are fictional. All dialogue is created by the authors and, we're quite certain, has not been said by any person other than the authors. All doctored photographs should not be mistaken for real photographs; our doctoring skills simply aren't that good.

This website deals in coarse language and content that could be deemed offensive by some. We do that in an attempt to exploit the absurdity of college sports and entertain equally-disturbed people. If you're easily offended, we thank you for stopping by but ask that you turn your browser elsewhere.

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