All characters and events on Black Heart Gold Pants - even those named after, or loosely based on, real people - are entirely fictional. All actions of those characters are fictional. All dialogue is created by the authors and, we're quite certain, has not been said by any person other than the authors. All doctored photographs should not be mistaken for real photographs; our doctoring skills simply aren't that good.
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