MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: Mark Weisman vs. Japanese Subway Guy

Art_building_medium

Two weeks ago, at the Iowa Art Building, an elderly Japanese man cleans up after an art show...

Art_show_medium

Icon_airbhg_medium YOU

Japan_metro_icon_medium ...

Icon_airbhg_medium YOU OVER THERE

Japan_metro_icon_medium /looks at AIRBHG painting

Icon_airbhg_medium YES, YOU. COME HERE.

Japan_metro_icon_medium /walks to painting

Icon_airbhg_medium LOOK INTO MY EYES

Japan_metro_icon_medium ...

Icon_airbhg_medium HEY! UP HERE! LOOK AT ME!

Japan_metro_icon_medium ...

Icon_airbhg_medium You know I can do this even if you don't look here, right? I just want the dramatic effect.

Japan_metro_icon_medium ...

Icon_airbhg_medium Ugh. Fine. You are now the personification of AIRBHG.

Painting-empty2_medium

Today, at the Iowa indoor practice facility.

Mark_weisman_icon_medium /runs practice drill

Mark_weisman_icon_medium /slips

Mark_weisman_icon_medium /falls

Mark_weisman_icon_medium /tears ACL, MCL, PCL, and seven other CLs

Mark Weisman has been eliminated

Iconferentz_medium Damn it, who put a banana peel on the practice field?

Japan_metro_icon_medium /whistles, keeps mopping field turf

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Black Heart Gold Pants

You must be a member of Black Heart Gold Pants to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Black Heart Gold Pants. You should read them.

Join Black Heart Gold Pants

You must be a member of Black Heart Gold Pants to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Black Heart Gold Pants. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker