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Number 3 Seed: JAMIE POLLARD
How he got here: Tried prank calling Bloodpunch, failed; met the new Big 12 commissioner; made up some new billboards; got a job offer; got thrown out of a high school basketball game because of love; remained always, perpetually inconsolable.
Number 6 Seed: MIKE EVANS
How he got here: Wrestled at 165 pounds, has a phenomenal mustache.
Poll
Who wins Marchifornication Round 1?
20%
Jamie Pollard (98 votes)
Mike Evans (377 votes)
475 total votes
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