MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: Fran McCaffery vs. Pat Fitzgerald

LEMAN BRACKET

No. 2 Seed: FRAN McCAFFERY

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What He Did to Get Here: Finished second in last year's Marchifornication; went wine tasting with Bloodpunch; talked about his performance with Gary, and then got a much-deserved raise; hauled in Jarrod Uthoff; scheduled a ridiculous number of cupcakes; dodged a shoe; damn near got Iowa into the NCAA Tournament.

No. 7 Seed: PAT FITZGERALD

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What He...

Japan_metro_icon_medium KARATE CHOP
Japan_metro_icon_medium /kneecaps Fitzgerald with a golf club
Fitziconmad_medium AAAAAAAAAAH

-- Pat Fitzgerald has had his knee destroyed and cannot participate in Marchifornication --

Fitziconmad_medium YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY MY RIVAL AND I WILL INTENTIONALLY INJURE YOUR FAMILY IF I EVER GET UP

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Iconmccaffrey_medium Well, that was easier than Indiana State. Guess I'm into the second rou...
Japan_metro_icon_medium /throws shoe
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Iconmccaffrey_medium /falls over

-- Fran McCaffery has been eliminated by shoe throw --

DOUBLE ELIMINATION AT THE HANDS OF JAPANESE SUBWAY GUY

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