STANZI BRACKET
No. 3 Seed: JAMES VANDENBERG
How He Got Here: Had us thinking he'd be pretty awesome at quarterbacking; killed a bear with a bow and arrow; got involved in Freedom Squad and saved 'Murica on Independence Day; ran the new-look Iowa offense; looked for answers after a loss to Iowa State; had us wondering just what it was he was supposed to do; made Stoopsy lose his mind; tried to fix things after a loss to Penn State; it didn't work; fought off Western invaders
No. 6 Seed: BO RYAN
How He Got Here: Tried to keep Jared Uthoff from transferring to Iowa just months after convincing Ben Brust to decommit from Iowa to go to Wisconsin; became Iowa's best sports villain in the process; ended up in an epic two-part miniseries; eventually lost Uthoff to Iowa anyway