MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: James and the Giant Bear

It begins.

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December 17, 2012, in the basement of the Iowa Football Offices

Iconferentz_medium Now, slow down, Gary.
Iconbarta_medium I'm sorry, Kirk. This is the way it has to be.
Iconferentz_medium No it doesn't, Gary. We can make this work.
Iconferentz_medium And besides, I know what you really want, and I know where he is.
Iconbarta_medium ...
Iconbarta_medium You know where I can find Vandenberg?
Iconferentz_medium I do. I can get him on my phone. Just a second.
Iconferentz_medium /puts on reading glasses, takes out Jitterbug phone
Iconferentz_medium Three...one...nine...
Iconferentz_medium Oh, just a second.
Iconferentz_medium /takes out slip of paper with phone number scribbled on it
Iconferentz_medium Five...two...uh....
Iconferentz_medium Uh...uh...uh...uh! There.
Iconcell_medium BEEP BEEP BEEP YOU HAVE REACHED A NUMBER THAT HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED OR IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
Iconferentz_medium Damn it, must have misdialed. Let me try that again.
Iconferentz_medium Three one nine, five two four...
Iconferentz_medium There.
Iconcell_medium RING
Iconcell_medium RING
Vandenberg_icon_medium Hello?
Iconferentz_medium James, it's Mr. Ferentz. James, GARY HAS ME IN THE BASEMENT OF THE FOOTBALL COMPLEX YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW JAMES GO
Iconbarta_medium /knocks phone out of Ferentz's hand
Iconbarta_medium What the hell was that?
Iconferentz_medium 1477 Brown Deer Road.
Iconbarta_medium 1477 Brown Deer Road?
Iconferentz_medium ...or 1477 Brown Deer Trail...
Iconferentz_medium Brown Deer Trace?
Iconferentz_medium It's one of the Brown Deers.
Iconbarta_medium ...
Iconbarta_medium 1477 one of the Brown Deers?
Iconbarta_medium Iconbarta902_medium

Meanwhile, at one of the Brown Deers

Icondoor_medium knock knock
Icondoor_medium /opens

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Gun_medium CRACK

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