December 17, 2012, in the basement of the Iowa Football Offices

Now, slow down, Gary.
I'm sorry, Kirk. This is the way it has to be.
No it doesn't, Gary. We can make this work.
And besides, I know what you really want, and I know where he is.
...
You know where I can find Vandenberg?
I do. I can get him on my phone. Just a second.
/puts on reading glasses, takes out Jitterbug phone
Three...one...nine...
Oh, just a second.
/takes out slip of paper with phone number scribbled on it
Five...two...uh....
Uh...uh...uh...uh! There.
BEEP BEEP BEEP YOU HAVE REACHED A NUMBER THAT HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED OR IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
Damn it, must have misdialed. Let me try that again.
Three one nine, five two four...
There.
RING
RING
Hello?
James, it's Mr. Ferentz. James, GARY HAS ME IN THE BASEMENT OF THE FOOTBALL COMPLEX YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW JAMES GO
/knocks phone out of Ferentz's hand
What the hell was that?
1477 Brown Deer Road.
1477 Brown Deer Road?
...or 1477 Brown Deer Trail...
Brown Deer Trace?
It's one of the Brown Deers.
...
1477 one of the Brown Deers?

Meanwhile, at one of the Brown Deers

knock knock
/opens

CRACK