Marchifornication 2013
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: SUBWAY GUY VS. WEISMAN
Two weeks ago, at the Iowa Art Building, an elderly Japanese man cleans up after an art show... YOU ... YOU OVER THERE /looks at AIRBHG painting YES, YOU. COME HERE. /walks to...
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: THE MILLENNIUM IS HERE
Did you crack the code?
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: AIRBHUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: SUBWAY GUY VS. WEISMAN
Two weeks ago, at the Iowa Art Building, an elderly Japanese man cleans up after an art show... YOU ... YOU OVER THERE /looks at AIRBHG painting YES, YOU. COME HERE. /walks to...
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
How can the defending Marchifornication champion stop the threat of Japanese Subway Guy?
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: FRAN VS. FITZ
LEMAN BRACKET No. 2 Seed: FRAN McCAFFERY What He Did to Get Here: Finished second in last year's Marchifornication; went wine tasting with Bloodpunch; talked about his performance with Gary,...
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: POLYBLEND VS. KOK
It's pants vs. punts.
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: AIRBHG VS. JAPANESE GUY
This is like a Godzilla movie.
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: VANDENBERG VS. BO RYAN
STANZI BRACKET No. 3 Seed: JAMES VANDENBERG How He Got Here: Had us thinking he'd be pretty awesome at quarterbacking; killed a bear with a bow and arrow; got involved in Freedom Squad and s...
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: WEISMAN VS. RHOADS
Another scintillating Marchifornication Round One throwdown!
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: BLOODPUNCH VS. BOWLSBY
Who said that we can't have compelling Marchifornication first round matchups? STANZI BRACKET No. 2 Seed: GARY "BLOODPUNCH" BARTA" What he did to get here: Lost to James Vandenberg in the...
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: BLOODPUNCH WANTS SOME SOUP
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK /opens door Gary? Hello Erik. I'm sorry to bother you at home. No, no. Would you like to come in? Just for a moment. /sit on Soup's couch What's on your mind, Gary? Well, it's...
MARCHIFORNICATION: JAMIE POLLARD VS. MIKE EVANS
LEMAN BRACKET Number 3 Seed: JAMIE POLLARD How he got here: Tried prank calling Bloodpunch, failed; met the new Big 12 commissioner; made up some new billboards; got a job offer; got thrown...
MARCHIFORNICATION: FERENTZ VS. jNWU BOOK GUY
A Marchifornication first round matchup.
MARCHIFORNICATION 2013: THE BRACKET IS OUT!
The tournament is here for some. The bubble has burst for others. The Marchifornicating has begun in earnest.
TOMORROW, IT BEGINS...
And I looked, and behold a pale greeen horse: and his name that sat on him was March, and Marchifornication followed with him.
