Black Heart Gold Pants: BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: SETH GORNEY VS. JEBUSHCHRIST

BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: SETH GORNEY VS. JEBUSHCHRIST

by Oops Pow Surprise Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 10:52:01 AM EDT

This is what we're voting on. Today: Father vs. Son!

SETH GORNEY

PROS: Was every bit the MVP of the Ohio State win as Justin Johnson was. Improved by leaps and bounds over his first three seasons. Has the best set of nicknames in Hawkeye history--The New Gornographer, Gorno For Pyros, Caligornication, Gornstar, Gornzilla, etc.

CONS: Got the Eagle/Globe/Anchor tattoo without ever joining the Marines, which neither we nor the Marines would recommend.

JEBUS H. CHRIST

PROS: Undisputed king of liveblogs. Is not wearing pants. Adopted Seth Gorney, undoubtedly fueling Gorno's resurgence.

CONS: Doesn't write nearly enough for BHGP.

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I will not campaign against my son (none / 0)

by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:21:47 AM EDT
Jebus (none / 0)

You look a little like J Leman. Just sayin'.

by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:28:04 AM EDT
- then we know how you voted (none / 0)
  
  fuckin' communist.
  
  by Oops Pow Surprise on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:32:37 AM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- How dare you bring him to the mind of voters! (none / 0)
  
  dead to me
  
  by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:35:08 AM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
Popularity contest? (none / 0)

Had I known this whole contest was going to be an homage to the writers / regular contributors to this site, I would have predicted my Final 4 accordingly. I never knew I needed to bring my kneepads to the brackets...

by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:37:24 AM EDT
- Also-- (none / 0)
  
  Please don't confuse that for whining. I just didn't want my brackets to be destroyed after only one round, which it appears as though they are. Who knew the Harty Party didn't have as much power as I thought?
  
  by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:40:57 AM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- piss off (none / 0)
  
  you're shocked that a "contest" that involves voting is a popularity contest? Really?
  Also, Gorney is going to crush me, so your theory doesn't hold water.
  
  by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:44:34 AM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - "...your theory doesn't hold water." (none / 0)
    
    Hey! Just like Huntrods! Cool!!
    
    by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:50:49 AM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Thank you (none / 0)
      
      I thought if I started with piss and included water, someone would go there. I should have known it'd be you, bucket.
      
      by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:53:21 AM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - Hey man, I'm here to help (none / 0)
        
        by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:59:07 AM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
  - That wasn't necessary (none / 0)
    
    I included that disclaimer b/c I don't care if y'all win -- I hate that my bracket got fucked so early, and I wish I would have known.
    
    by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:57:25 AM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - whatever (none / 0)
      
      You accused us of making people stroke us and it couldn't be further from the truth. I'm a 5 seed in my own bracket. HS has to defeat Guy F. Rucker. OPS had to vanquish digitally remastered regionally famous beat writer Pat Harty. This is a dog fight.
      There is no favoritism.
      And again, Gorney is winning.
      Good day, sir!
      
      by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:10:29 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
    - Uh, dude (none / 0)
      
      Are you seriously making a big deal out of the fact that your BHGP Bracket Madness Bracket is ruined?
      
      This is meant to be taken as seriously as AIDS. Which is not at all.
      
      by Oops Pow Surprise on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:25:08 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - I told you (none / 0)
        
        When we seeded this, I knew there'd be controversy. This is amazing.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:33:11 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Sarcasm (none / 0)
        
        Apparently we cannot get true meanings across via text. Jesus, you'd figure with your collective writing style, you could spot a joke. My bad for not making my joke apparent enough (honestly). While the Gornstar losing pains me, I'm certainly not legitimately mad about the bracket. Goodness gracious.
        
        by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:54:48 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        ... Gornstar is winning, has been all day (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:59:37 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Had I known (none / 0)
        
        I never would have said anything about the voting. Truly, you're some of the best writers out there and I come here at least 15 times a day, on the hopes that a new thread of comments has started. No more gush after this, but I truly didn't mean to offend you. I was only kidding.
        
        by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 03:01:01 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - I took it seriously. (none / 0)
        
        Very seriously. J Leman did not however, which is why he lost.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:33:32 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        No (none / 0)
        
        J Leman did not win because he's not hot. Will you marry me, BTW?
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:34:56 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        only (none / 0)
        
        if you let me wear the swim cap and goggles at the wedding.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:36:14 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Deal (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:42:38 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!!! (none / 0)
        
        This is about me! Validate me (or seth)!!!11
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:44:38 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Sorry (none / 0)
        
        You're a guy and I'm not gay. And even if I was you're kinda creepy looking.
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:46:45 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        you're just jealous (none / 0)
        
        cause I walked away from BHGP betrothed and you're gonna walk away defeated by your own flesh and blood.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:46:53 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        NO ONE MAKE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD! (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:48:06 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Can you play the piano? (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:50:41 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I assume that was directed at the split? (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:52:56 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        It's an old Sam Kinison bit (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:56:06 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Please (none / 0)
        
        refrain from all Dodgeball quotes going forward or I will throw a wrench at your head.
        
        Thank you,
        The mgmt.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:50:50 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        You, ma'am, are not management. (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:53:26 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        But she's better looking than you (none / 0)
        
        You look like some kind of weird hippie folk singer.
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:55:18 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        (flips hair over shoulder) (none / 0)
        
        Go on, Anonymous.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:57:01 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        His hair looks kinda greasy (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:59:54 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        he's (none / 0)
        
        just letting his Soul-Glo. Nothing wrong with that.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:01:22 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Unless he's from Kiev (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:02:16 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Correction (none / 0)
        
        [removes goggles, swimcap, retainer, flips mushroom cloud over hunchback]
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:00:47 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        You want people (none / 0)
        
        to come up with their own material now?
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:54:02 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - AIDS is soooooo 1990s (none / 0)
        
        Cancer. Now there's something to be taken seriously.
        
        by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:36:42 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I'm breaking your XBOX (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:43:35 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I'm not just sure (none / 0)
        
        I'm HIV positive.
        
        by Hawkeye State on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:20:41 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        XBoxs (none / 0)
        
        are more than capable of breaking themselves
        
        by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:40:51 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - Maybe he wagered on it (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:39:28 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - That'd be a good first round matchup (none / 0)
        
        for next year's BHGP Bracket Madness: AIDS vs. Bracket ruination
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:44:10 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Always bet on AIDS (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:45:08 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
- Were you watching (none / 0)
  
  this season? Huntrods, KOK, Hardy and Bohall suck. The only decent first round games have been Dmbmeg/Leman and now Jebus/Gorney. I predict Bellanca and HS will make quick work of their sorely overmatched opponents as well.
  Is it a homage? No, they talent pool is just diluted.
  
  by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:25:38 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - thank you (none / 0)
    
    for calling me a "decent first round"
    
    by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:29:42 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
  - Seriously? HS over GFR? (none / 0)
    
    For all our sakes, I hope Life As A G isn't reading this or we're all fucked. Guy Rucker will destroy us all.
    
    by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:35:25 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Rucker? (none / 0)
      
      Please, we have McMillan to protect us. And destroy us all
      
      by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:42:40 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
  - and thank you (none / 0)
    
    for calling my pool diluted.
    
    by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:35:26 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - you're very welcome! (none / 0)
      
      by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:43:03 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
Bullshit (none / 0)

Did any of you guys see Gorneys effort yesterday in that game? He sucked. He was lazy and did nothing. Did you see Jebus' effort in the liveblog? He worked harder yesterday than any other Hawkeye.
Fuck Gorney. The guy went to school for free and never even made the effort to get into playing shape.
Vote for Jebus.

by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:51:48 AM EDT
- You're very kind but I won't marry you (none / 0)
  
  by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:08:24 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
who the hell is voting for gorney? (none / 0)

Seriously people you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:01:23 PM EDT
- I voted for Gorney (none / 0)
  
  by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:36:56 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - That's just nepotism (none / 0)
    
    by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:39:29 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Like Jay Paterno! (none / 0)
      
      Score!
      
      by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:44:15 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
There comes a point in every mans life (none / 0)

when he finds that his son can beat him. This is both a proud and sad day.
However, today is not that day. Viva Jebus!

(wait...he's losing? hmmm...maybe it is that day. Nevermind)

by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 12:18:30 PM EDT
- You know (none / 0)
  
  Now that the season is over, he's not really my son anymore. He failed.
  
  by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:07:50 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - It would make a great YouTube moment (none / 0)
    
    if, after a turnover, a father in the stands stood up, pointed at his son on the court, and yelled "YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON!"
    
    by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:13:04 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
It bears mentioning (none / 0)

That Meg got 126 votes and I have 18.

by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:15:35 PM EDT
- grow some breasts. (none / 0)
  
  by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:16:03 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - or I could buy them, like you. (none / 0)
    
    by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:17:37 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
- And cut your hair, hippie (none / 0)
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:18:32 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - thank you, anonymous (none / 0)
    
    for defending my honor. I assure you my exquisite breasts are 100% real. You'll find out on our wedding night.
    
    by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:22:18 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - oh lord (none / 0)
      
      like you're saving yourself for marriage.
      
      by Oops Pow Surprise on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:23:21 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - !!! (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:23:59 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - born again virgin (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:24:33 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - She's saving (none / 0)
        
        her test results for marriage (since we're going there today).
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:24:54 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        nice (none / 0)
        
        I like to think that all of these anonymous comments are coming from the same guy. Makes it more fun to see him alternately propose, then insult, then support Meg again.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:26:48 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        The resulting confusion (none / 0)
        
        is the best reason to post anonymously
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:29:11 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        No (none / 0)
        
        I'm just too lazy to register.
        
        Oh, and this is her fiance. Stop insulting my cyber love!
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:30:10 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        WAIT (none / 0)
        
        Anonymous is two different dudes? Or one?
        
        This is going to make the wedding night confusing.
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:32:48 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        but familiar (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:34:13 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Never fear, my darling (none / 0)
        
        For when we meet, you shall know who I am.
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:34:16 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        uh... (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:34:53 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        creeeepy (none / 0)
        
        by Oops Pow Surprise on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:44:12 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Looks like (none / 0)
        
        you agreed to a threesome on your wedding night
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:34:55 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        or as Meg calls it - "Wednesday night" (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:36:42 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        She wears a wedding dress (none / 0)
        
        every Wednesday?
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:37:34 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        And neither are you! (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:37:36 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Hey (none / 0)
        
        Go away. You're not invited!
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:37:05 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Who's going (none / 0)
        
        to be operating the camera?
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:38:32 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
New Topic (none / 0)

Is anyone else wondering how J Leman is feeling today?

by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:41:29 PM EDT
- Of course not (none / 0)
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:42:27 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- With his hands, probably (none / 0)
  
  by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:43:08 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - he's probably (none / 0)
    
    brushing his hair 100 times to ease the pain
    
    by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:43:58 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
- I am (none / 0)
  
  Though I am full of bliss and awaiting the day of marriage, I feel pity for poor J. May his life shine one day as mine does.
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:44:27 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Wait.... (none / 0)
    
    you're anonymous hero as well? and you're marrying 2 anonymous heroes?
    This can't be legal in any state not named alabama
    
    by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:46:29 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - I get the feeling (none / 0)
      
      that people who show up on Dateline aren't exactly people who make a special effort to follow the letter of the law
      
      by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:48:28 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
    - ROLL TIDE!!! (none / 0)
      
      by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:48:38 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
J Leman visited BHGP (none / 0)

He checked the bracket out. Meg emailed with him too. I suppose he realized he couldn't win so he didn't compete.

by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:50:08 PM EDT
- Either that (none / 0)
  
  or he starting posting anonymously
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:51:01 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Okay it's true (none / 0)
    
    I, Anonymous Hero (One of them), am J Leman! Can we still get married, Meg?
    
    by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:52:47 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - the horse is dead, let's move on (none / 0)
      
      by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:53:59 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - But it looks hungry! (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:55:13 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I think we hit the over (none / 0)
        
        on anonymous marriage comments, a few minutes ago.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:56:32 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
let's try this again (none / 0)

How about we talk about the fact that Jebus only has 19 votes, yet all of you continue to come here and ask him for entertainment.

For shame.

by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 01:59:22 PM EDT
- I voted for him (none / 0)
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:00:58 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- He refuses to take this seriously (none / 0)
  
  by wearing goggles and a swim cap
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:04:17 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - that was not for the bracket (none / 0)
    
    by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:12:29 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
- I voted for Jebus (none / 0)
  
  But only because Gorn on the Cob let me down, and in my mind, has already been taken on a quiet, fog-ensconced morning fishing trip on Lake Tahoe...
  
  by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:06:09 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
Damn straight! (none / 0)

Has Gorney ever entertained you? Well, has he?

by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:01:10 PM EDT
- That depends (none / 0)
  
  on whether you're a fan of our opponents.
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:03:07 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
- in fact (none / 0)
  
  I'm gonna say it now.
  
  Jebus,
  
  We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
  
  by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:03:35 PM EDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Get a Pine Marten (none / 0)
    
    same scent
    
    by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:06:00 PM EDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Musk + Cobbler (none / 0)
      
      Mmm, mmm good!!
      
      by Bucketochicken on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:07:16 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
    - And a Pine Marten doesn't look like a hippie (none / 0)
      
      by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:07:27 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - that's not actually me in the picture (none / 0)
        
        it's Brian from MGoBlog.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:09:02 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        So says an untrustworthy hippie (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:10:42 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        ENOUGH. (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:11:44 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Yes, Ma'am (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:12:45 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Oh shit (none / 0)
        
        The last time we mentioned Brian, all hell broke loose. Thanks, Jeebs!
        
        By the way, you're goddamn right I voted for you.
        
        by Hawkeye State on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 04:15:08 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
    - I love Pine Martens (none / 0)
      
      by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:07:40 PM EDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - So cute (none / 0)
        
        Looks just like a Congressman!
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:10:11 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Congresspersons eat squirrels? (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:12:13 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I hope so (none / 0)
        
        I fucking hate squirrels.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:13:31 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Some (none / 0)
        
        Most eat pork
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:14:49 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I hope so (none / 0)
        
        I fucking love pork.
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:15:26 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Jebus is a Pine Marten. (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:16:42 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        You love wasteful spending? (none / 0)
        
        (Not on booze, I mean) (But is that even wasteful spending) (Nah) (I love parenthesis)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:18:01 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        huh? (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:18:46 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Only I need to know (none / 0)
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:20:18 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        this website is weird (none / 0)
        
        by Oops Pow Surprise on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:23:31 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        you come to this conclusion now? (none / 0)
        
        by chitownhawkeye on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:25:44 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Yes, it is (none / 0)
        
        Yes, it is
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:26:04 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Captain Obvious (none / 0)
        
        how nice of you to stop by
        
        by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:26:14 PM EDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        It didn't used to be weird... did it? (none / 0)
        
        by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:28:41 PM EDT
        
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        not until I showed up. (none / 0)
        
        by dmbmeg on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:35:52 PM EDT
        
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        But its always been AWESOME (none / 0)
        
        by jason3kidd on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 02:59:30 PM EDT
        
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That was fun? (none / 0)

by jebushchrist on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 03:00:03 PM EDT
- Best day of my life (none / 0)
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 03:03:36 PM EDT
  
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- Just another day in paradise (none / 0)
  
  by Anonymous Hero on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 04:24:21 PM EDT
  
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(0 / 0)

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BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 1: SETH GORNEY VS. JEBUSHCHRIST

by Oops Pow Surprise Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 10:52:01 AM EDT

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I will not campaign against my son (none / 0)

Jebus (none / 0)

then we know how you voted (none / 0)

How dare you bring him to the mind of voters! (none / 0)

Popularity contest? (none / 0)

Also-- (none / 0)

piss off (none / 0)

"...your theory doesn't hold water." (none / 0)

Thank you (none / 0)

Hey man, I'm here to help (none / 0)

That wasn't necessary (none / 0)

whatever (none / 0)

Uh, dude (none / 0)

I told you (none / 0)

Sarcasm (none / 0)

... Gornstar is winning, has been all day (none / 0)

Had I known (none / 0)

I took it seriously. (none / 0)

No (none / 0)

only (none / 0)

Deal (none / 0)

STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!!! (none / 0)

Sorry (none / 0)

you're just jealous (none / 0)

NO ONE MAKE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD! (none / 0)

Can you play the piano? (none / 0)

I assume that was directed at the split? (none / 0)

It's an old Sam Kinison bit (none / 0)

Please (none / 0)

You, ma'am, are not management. (none / 0)

But she's better looking than you (none / 0)

(flips hair over shoulder) (none / 0)

His hair looks kinda greasy (none / 0)

he's (none / 0)

Unless he's from Kiev (none / 0)

Correction (none / 0)

You want people (none / 0)

AIDS is soooooo 1990s (none / 0)

I'm breaking your XBOX (none / 0)

I'm not just sure (none / 0)

XBoxs (none / 0)

Maybe he wagered on it (none / 0)

That'd be a good first round matchup (none / 0)

Always bet on AIDS (none / 0)

Were you watching (none / 0)

thank you (none / 0)

Seriously? HS over GFR? (none / 0)

Rucker? (none / 0)

and thank you (none / 0)

you're very welcome! (none / 0)

Bullshit (none / 0)

You're very kind but I won't marry you (none / 0)

who the hell is voting for gorney? (none / 0)

I voted for Gorney (none / 0)

That's just nepotism (none / 0)

Like Jay Paterno! (none / 0)

There comes a point in every mans life (none / 0)

You know (none / 0)

It would make a great YouTube moment (none / 0)

It bears mentioning (none / 0)

grow some breasts. (none / 0)

or I could buy them, like you. (none / 0)

And cut your hair, hippie (none / 0)

thank you, anonymous (none / 0)

oh lord (none / 0)

!!! (none / 0)

born again virgin (none / 0)

She's saving (none / 0)

nice (none / 0)

The resulting confusion (none / 0)

No (none / 0)

WAIT (none / 0)

but familiar (none / 0)

Never fear, my darling (none / 0)

uh... (none / 0)