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BHGP BRACKET MADNESS: CBI VS. JEBUS H CHRIST

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This is what we're voting on. Today: Ballin vs. Balls of Steel!

CITY BOYZ, INC.

PROS:  Stole credit cards. Stole DVD's. Procured various drugs. Took pictures. Taught us all life is a proverbial hustle.

CONS: Already out-hustled by Clemson's Kenneth Page.

JEBUS H. CHRIST

PROS: One of the three BHGP Mouseketeers. Also one of the three Trinity Mouseketeers, as the Bible teaches us. Active lobbyist against the pants industry.

CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse, then dispatched BHGP's favorite hair fetishist.

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Who wins?
CBI
133 votes
Jebus
152 votes

285 votes | Poll has closed

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In the case of Judii

I think it's considered more proper to use the term "Dames."

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well one thing is for sure...

It's not possessive... Judas, that is.

by storminspank on Mar 27, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Poor Jebus

He gets paired up against CBI on the day where Kenneth Page reminds us all of their brilliance.  That's like Memphis having to play Texas in Texas.

Eventually, City Boyz beat us all.

by Hawkeye State on Mar 27, 2008 1:01 PM CDT   0 recs

There is no poor Jebus

Tell you what, vote for CBI. All of you. Go for it. They disgraced the University of Iowa, I embrace it. They drag the Hawkeyes through the mud, I put them on a pedestal. They thumb their nose at all of you, I take my pants off in front of you.
Make it a CBI world. Have a blast. I hope you feel good about yourselves.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 1:07 PM CDT   0 recs

I don't feel good about myself

But its rejects like that who keep my happy-ass employed.  No retards, no criminal justice system, WAY less attorneys.  And that's not ok, its hard enough finding a job to begin with.

It ain't personal, but I gotta put food in my baby's mouth. And not Latrell-style, I'm actually serious.  CBI IDIOCY 4 EVA!

by jason3kidd on Mar 27, 2008 1:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

congrats!

You should all get mathcing hats and neck tattoos. It'd be grand.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 1:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Pffft.

I just farted.

by jason3kidd on Mar 27, 2008 1:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't make me call the dark forces in on this

You know what I'm talking about. Do you really want me to bring them over here? Is THAT WHAT YOU WANT???

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you kidding me

Jebus is getting beaten?
We're talking about our savior here, not some money wearing morons!
CBI were fools for a year.  Jebus always walks with us.

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 2:21 PM CDT   0 recs

Is it....
Could it be?
Is this the pants shattering comeback we've been awaiting?

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 5:37 PM CDT   0 recs

No, not really.

No sign of outside influence.

I sense a great disturbance in the force.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 6:06 PM CDT   0 recs

WTF

IMO you guys are too caught up in your own inside jokes and so forth. The average joe does not have a clue what you are talking about.

IMO of course.

by NCHawk on Mar 27, 2008 6:28 PM CDT   0 recs

Knowing the joke

doesn't mean that we have a clue either

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Um

"disturbance in the force" is from Star Wars, bro.
Read a book.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I see someone else wants to take the CBI crown

But is he eating the mad cash?  No.  Sit down and learn from the "best"

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 8:08 PM CDT   0 recs

Me too!

Guess bitches shoulda been votin' instead of orderin' hats online!
Suck it, CBI!

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

This is my blog

and there are no crazier fools than the fools here.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

M-I-C

Cya on Saturday

K-E-Y

Why?  Some clutch 3 pointers.

M---O...

Wait...these are Musketeers?  Oh, nevermind.

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 8:49 PM CDT   0 recs

Dumb foul by Chism

Then Louisville gets away with an obvious push.
Watch the officials here.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:02 PM CDT   0 recs

another foul on Chism

This one was suspect too. Very curious.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:03 PM CDT   0 recs

Chism is out after 1:35

And Tyler takes it to the rack with a beautiful left hand finish. Wow.
Makes the free throw, Tenn up 5-2

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:04 PM CDT   0 recs

and Padgett draws a charge

Tyler has a foul now too. hmmmmmmm

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:05 PM CDT   0 recs

I see how this is going to work

If everyone is on the bench, there can't be any of this "contact" business.

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 9:06 PM CDT   0 recs

more tapioca, Mr Enberg?

Dick Enberg on Rick Pitino - " He has been a winner his entire coaching career. A winner ever since he left UMASS..."

Well, that's if you don't count the fact that he was a terrific loser in the NBA. So... not exactly his entire coaching career, Dick.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:10 PM CDT   0 recs

jesus

Louisville is pushing in the back, constantly here. Even in the open floor. I cannot believe they're getting away with this. Padgett should have 3 fouls right now.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:19 PM CDT   0 recs

Get the feeling

that they're calling nothings and letting the actual fouls go...

by chitownhawkeye on Mar 27, 2008 9:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Timeout Bruce

Dayum! This is not good.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:23 PM CDT   0 recs

Was Enberg always this bad?

"McGee for three!  That's a good rhyme if you're a Louisville fan."

"The Cardinals are flapping their wings..."  

Did he get struck by lightning or something?  Ugh...

by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 9:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Just a prediction

Tennessee will not continue to shoot 20% from the field.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 9:29 PM CDT   0 recs

Oh dear

Tennessee is completely out of sorts. They're not doomed or anything, not while Bruce Pearl has a halftime under his sleeve, but you can't give up buckets like that last dunk and expect to be even mildly competitive this late in the season.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 9:30 PM CDT   0 recs

It's like they forgot where the basket is

both on the offensive and defensive end.
They'll get it back.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Here we go! 24-13

By the way, Lew-ville committed 2 major hand checks, uncalled, on the possession. Curiously inconsistent officiating here in the first half.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:32 PM CDT   0 recs

10 turnovers

and an 11 point lead.
Does not compute.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:33 PM CDT   0 recs

OK

The offense is coming around, but the halfcourt D is still horrific.

Nice to have Chism back in.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:36 PM CDT   0 recs

wow

Cut it to 7, then Tennessee gets a board, heads down the floor, only to have a VERY late whistle, giving the ball back to Louisville.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:39 PM CDT   0 recs

That wasn't a late whistle

He called it as soon as the push in the back happened. Just because Dick Schiavo said otherwise doesn't mean it's at all grounded in reality.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

furious is good

But let's channel it just a bit, Vols. You can run the floor without completely devaluing the ball.
I promise you adjustments will be made in the second half.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:46 PM CDT   0 recs

Tennessee will win

You cannot play this badly, cut it back to 5, and not eventually win.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:52 PM CDT   0 recs

Prediction

Derrick Caracter will be a 1st round draft pick and out of the NBA before his 22nd birthday.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 9:53 PM CDT   0 recs

Pop quiz, Hotshot

DeJuan Wagner's career was derailed by injury. What was the chronic injury?

A) ankle
B) knee
C) achilles
D) bladder

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

...

He had like 50 bladder infections. Eventually it led to colitis. You hear about Sean Elliot playing without a kidney, and Derrick Coleman without a heart, but no one wants to talk about Dejuan Wagner's colon.
Sad.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

FINALLY!

Jeuss. They were mugging him all the way up the floor. I mean, you do not move Tyler without some serious contact.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 9:53 PM CDT   0 recs

This is two hollers away from a brawl

They're not playing angry at all, but this energy level's high enough that they're inching toward the flashpoint.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 9:55 PM CDT   0 recs

"Viva Viagra"

does the guy seriously talk about plugging a billy goat?

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 10:03 PM CDT   0 recs

UCLA is scary good

I mean, WKU doesn't really belong in the Sweet 16 at all, but still, what an asskicking this is.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT   0 recs

Denny Crum -
Owner of the first rug I ever identified, as a small child.
Cheers, Denny!

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:25 PM CDT   0 recs

I always like it

When movie trailers have the quick scene of someone yelling "NOOOO!" In the case of I am Legend, Will Smith does us the favor of doubling up on it. What's going to happen; is the other person going to be like, "wait, no? Don't detonate the bomb? All right, have it your way," and it's all better.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Mar 27, 2008 10:25 PM CDT   0 recs

Padgett's his name?

He sure gets a lot of play for a guy that's got more fouls than points.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:32 PM CDT   0 recs

wow

Bruce is WAY late on the timeouts here. He's positively Tom Davisian with her slow trigger.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:34 PM CDT   0 recs

Bullshit, Bilas

Tyler wasn't "moving toward him to say something", he was going to the fucking bench for the timeout.
Nice projecting, asshole.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:36 PM CDT   0 recs

this is obscene

They just keep blowing whistles, not even knowing who they're going to point at in white.
Congrats for taking over (and ruining) what should have been a great game, officials.
I'm done.

by jebushchrist on Mar 27, 2008 10:49 PM CDT   0 recs

Uhhhhh...

WKU just cut UCLA's lead to 6.  Yes, 6.

by Bucketochicken on Mar 27, 2008 11:09 PM CDT   0 recs