BHGP BRACKET MADNESS ROUND 2: RON ZOOK VS. JEBUS H CHRIST
by jebushchrist
on Mar 20, 2008 10:40 AM CDT
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This is what we're voting on. Today: The Man vs. The Media!
PROS: Our very first fake interview. Brought out the Zook Hook. Wants you to get Better and Better. Ruined College Football Insider. Is rollin.
CONS: He probably violated Jebus.
PROS: Founder of BHGP. Undisputed king of liveblogs. Doesn't wear pants. Drinks. May be carrying the Zooker's dumpling love child.
CONS: Eliminated his son in 1st round without remorse. Has inappropriate and disturbing obsession with mascots. Doesn't wear pants.
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I'm winning!
And take a good look now, cus Daddy's going down like a sweet muffin.
ZOOK!!!
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 10:54 AM CDT 0 recs
Open Thread
I think we'll just do that open thread right here, at least for the early games. No point making everyone click back and forth.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 11:08 AM CDT 0 recs
Is zooker even awake yet?
Has the combination of 14 red bulls and 1 crystallized soul of everything that is right worn off from 4 am?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 11:09 AM CDT 0 recs
Zooker does not sleep
He tips over for a few hours a week.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 20, 2008 11:10 AM CDT
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Games tip in 5 minutes
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 11:10 AM CDT 0 recs
YEAH
it's about time some of these so called "basketball" teams stepped up into marchifornication!
by chitownhawkeye on
Mar 20, 2008 11:14 AM CDT
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I turn on the tv
and the first thing I see is an ad for Outback!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 11:17 AM CDT 0 recs
did you know...
This is the most unproductive few weeks at work? I like it. It's the only time I ever work as hard as everyone else.
by dmbmeg on Mar 20, 2008 11:23 AM CDT 0 recs
Disagree
You've been very busy blogging this week. These polls don't win themselves!
by jebushchrist on
Mar 20, 2008 11:42 AM CDT
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HATE
I'm at work, jsut getting ready to fire up teh March Madness On Demand... and my fucking hard drive crashes!!! Thanks, high-quality company-provided technological equipment! Wooooooo!!!
If it is trashed, it'll be the FOURTH fucking hard drive that's crashed on me since working here.
So now I'm on the cunty loaner laptop that works like something out of Bedrock. This hunka crap isn't even powerful enough to stream the game(s). I'm getting choppy frozen images and the audio sounds like it's being piped through an empty Pringles can from deep under water.
Shoulda jsut fucking stayed hime "sick."
HATE.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 11:48 AM CDT 0 recs
I work in fashion
no one really cares in my office so I can't listen or watch.
Actually, when I organized the pool at my office one of the guys just said "I'll just pick whoever has the cutest player/hottest ass."
by dmbmeg on
Mar 20, 2008 11:52 AM CDT
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No spellcheck either. Sad.
Join us here, we'll keep you updated... on Vicki Lawrence and sandwich commercials.
by jebushchrist on
Mar 20, 2008 11:58 AM CDT
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"jsut"
It's actually spelled correctly, it's jsut a regional expression - like "Steamed Hams."
Mmmmmm, steamed hams...
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 20, 2008 12:06 PM CDT
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yes
It lets people know how pissed you are when your email contains multiple word jumbles. I get a lot of those from "fans" of the site.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 12:02 PM CDT 0 recs
Eventually
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 12:04 PM CDT 0 recs
MSU
Michigan State cans a jumper to go up 11 with 4:00 to go in the first half against Temple. Sparty started slow, but is now looking pretty pretty prettyyyyyyyy pretty good.
Larry David approves.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 20, 2008 12:09 PM CDT 0 recs
looks like i'm gonna be 3-3 at the half
told you guys I was good at this
And now my bracket will fall apart.
by dmbmeg on Mar 20, 2008 12:16 PM CDT 0 recs
Um...
The nomenclature comment was actually me.
JHC: He was for misogyny before he was against it!
by jebushchrist on
Mar 20, 2008 12:50 PM CDT
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what the fuck are you talking about?
Does posting anonymously automically make you a giant fucking douche?
Survey says?
Absolutely.
by dmbmeg on Mar 20, 2008 12:48 PM CDT 0 recs
easy now, kids
Anonymous, don't call meg a herm. meg, don't let Anonymous Zero (OH NO I DIINT) get to you.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 20, 2008 12:51 PM CDT
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Actually...
...one could read that as saying "I'm three-for-three in my picks," thus leading to her being happy. If you can't understand what that means, or a variation of it to go along with her excited statement, don't go blaming that on her.
by jason3kidd on Mar 20, 2008 12:50 PM CDT 0 recs
and fuck you for reminding me
of that painful memory of us being the last #3 to lose first round
fuckers.
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 12:55 PM CDT 0 recs
Somebody went to Juilliard!
Ed Hightower loves his camera time. My god I hate that man.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 12:56 PM CDT 0 recs
I loved him
playing Bubba Smith in Police Academy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 20, 2008 12:59 PM CDT 0 recs
But
Taking shots anonymously isn't the same. If you're going to poke people, you need to attach your name to it. I think that's the problem here.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 1:06 PM CDT 0 recs
True that
Sometimes words on a computer screen don't come across well anyways, and if you don't show your name so people recognize you (or haven't posted enough for people to know your joking style (my bad again Jeebs)), sometimes the joke doesn't come off well.
by jason3kidd on
Mar 20, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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You know
I picked Xavier ergo I'm rooting for them, but that block was clean. Bliss got robbed.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 20, 2008 1:14 PM CDT
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about fuckin time
I just professed my love for them. It's too soon for me to lose them.
by jebushchrist on Mar 20, 2008 1:07 PM CDT 0 recs
Dave Bliss
Just might kill Ed Hightower in the next ten minutes or so.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 1:15 PM CDT 0 recs
In that sense he might be an honorary Hawkeye.
Meanwhile, Georgia is D-U-M-E-D doomed.
by Oops Pow Surprise on
Mar 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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Not just that,
but I think every school in the B10 and B12 and hell, every other major conference, would probably erect a statue of him and name their courts/arenas after him. Hero.
by Bucketochicken on
Mar 20, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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For the record
I have:
West Virginia -2
Purdue -3
Cal State Fullerton +11.5
UK/Marquette over 129
UK +6.5
That is all.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 20, 2008 1:20 PM CDT 0 recs
"The Ruins"
Ok, I think Hollywood should probably jsut stop making movies altogether.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 20, 2008 1:22 PM CDT 0 recs
No No No No No
Go away, Anonymous. We don't take kindly to your kind round these parts...
I think we need to relax just a bit. It's Gambling Christmas, after all.
by Hawkeye State on Mar 20, 2008 1:35 PM CDT 0 recs
Is Xavier Good?
Was Georgia better than their seeding? Should I be worried about having Xavier in my Elite 8?
by Eubanks on Mar 20, 2008 1:44 PM CDT 0 recs
Be afraid
Be very afraid. I'm already writing off that half of the bracket, especially given the fact the other A-10 team to play just shat the bed against MSU
by Hawkeye State on
Mar 20, 2008 1:46 PM CDT
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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
(Link fixed; sorry for any confusion)
by Hawkeye State on Mar 20, 2008 1:49 PM CDT 0 recs
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